The Scooter Party
January 24th, 1855 --
We remain at the foothills of the mighty Sierra Nevada Mountains. Heavy snows have rendered the path to California impassable. Yesterday, two of the Razor Ultra Pro Kick Scooters in our train broke down, halting all progress. It seems the Double TIG Welded Deck and Down Tube broke under the weight of an injured ox.
However, the logistical difficulties our party faces are nothing compared with dispirit and lost morale. I communicate to you in confidence, journal, when I write that we all are itching to resort to cannibalism as soon as possible.
Indeed, I get the sneaking suspicion that many in our party joined this journey simply for the opportunity to resort to cannibalism. I would decry this sentiment, dear journal, if I were not guilty myself. I long for the day when we all look at each other, nod grimly, and do what must be done.
Hark -- the Razor scooters have been repaired. We move! Another grueling day of travel is in store, it seems, and another day deprived of the opportunity to resort to cannibalism. Perhaps tomorrow!
Features
The Razor Ultra Pro model features a 26-inch high fork and 18-inch wide handle bars. Razor Ultra Pro Scooter is designed and tested by Team Razor for ultimate durability and performance. Improvements include rigid down tube for maximum durability and the Ultra deck is double welded to the down tube for superior strength.
- Double TIG Welded Deck and Down Tube
- Double Stacked Collar Clamp
- HD Aircraft Grade Aluminum Deck with Full Deck Grip Tape
- Freestyle Rubberized Grips
- 4130 Cro-Mo Steel Handlebars and Steering Tube
- 98mm Urethane 14 Spoke Wheels
- Equipped with ABEC 7 Bearings
- Rear Fender Brake
- Weight Capacity: 220 pounds
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 180 Day Razor
Specs
In the box:
(1) Razor 13018099 Ultra Pro Dragon Scooter
Specs
In the box:
(1) Razor 13018099 Ultra Pro Dragon Scooter
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 4m 4.004s
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Quantity Breakdown
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