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Always be prepared.

An emergency food supply is good and all. But if you're going to survive your family reunion, we have another kit in mind that includes the following:

- Politics-canceling headphones

- The flu

- Excuses for not yet bearing grandchildren

- A kids' table disguise

- OR -

- A fold-out, one-seat table you can designate as the "me only" table

- Swarm of bees

- Clever comebacks for your racist aunt

- Papers for adoption by the new family of your choice (for worst case scenarios)

- One really big bottle of Jack

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