A Sellout.Woot Watch-Along
Ohhhhhh boy. This absurd thing has a promotional video, which means it's time for a…
SELLOUT.WOOT WATCH-ALONG
00:07 It has already shot to the top simply by existing!!
00:12 Are you implying that I do not have sexy abs already, sir?
00:15 AHHHHH! IT'S LIKE ANIMORPHS FOR CHAIRS!
00:21 Oh my
00:31 It's going to sizzle off my fat? So it's like a George Foreman grill?
00:38 Awwwww. That's the cutest acronym we've ever seen.
00:44 Can't wait until I achieve that translucent body I've always dreamed of!
00:51 What about the other sense-based shows, like "The Scent" or "The Touch"
01:00 Ooooooo. Does it give you mono?
01:03 From your entire body? So surface area? That's a complicated equation, hold on…
01:20 No Blu-Ray? How am I supposed to enjoy an immersive Rhythm Rocker experience on my home theater?
01:29 "Workout" is a noun. "Work out" is the verb.
01:35 The secret is that you SIT on your food instead of eating it.
01:40 Whooop. That's all, folks!
Features
Tighten and tone abs and obliques, your shoulders, arms and strengthen your lower back with the Rhythm Rocker by Kymaro®. The EZ-grip handles allow you to create your own level of resistance by leveraging your body weight against the tilting action of the seat. The seat trains you to do the moves correctly for maximum results.
- Lightweight, completely stable and safe to use
- Exclusive Stabilizing InterAxial Technology® tilts in a full 360°
- Dual-direction resistance allows you to advance seamlessly from one core-toning move to the next
- Tightens and tones abs and obliques
- Strengthens lower back
- Easy assembly
- Includes Intro and Take It to the Floor DVD
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
In the box:
(1) Kymaro Rhythm Rocker Ab Workout System includes:
- Carrying Bag
- Introduction DVD
- 7-Day Fat Burning Program & Nutrition Guide
Specs
In the box:
(1) Kymaro Rhythm Rocker Ab Workout System includes:
- Carrying Bag
- Introduction DVD
- 7-Day Fat Burning Program & Nutrition Guide
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 5m 29.889s
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