COMPUTE, IF YOU DARE
ATTENTION GIRLY MEN and girlier-than-average girls! Step away from this massive machine! Its hard drive is humungous! Its keyboard is colossal! And by “colossal,” we mean “the full, regular size!” (It’s even got a proper number pad!)
This is no namby-pamby netbook for willowy weaklings! It’s a big, bad, burly beast suitable for replacing your old desktop PC! ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH?
IF NOT, ARE YOU WOMAN ENOUGH?
IF NEITHER, IS IT THAT THIS HP DUAL CORE NOTEBOOK IS TOO MUCH COMPUTER FOR YOU, OR IS IT JUST OUR LIMITED VOCABULARY FOR GENDER IDENTITY? BECAUSE WE’RE WILLING TO PHRASE THE QUESTION IN A DIFFERENT WAY.
Will this heavy hunka computer fit in your sparkly clutch purse like an iPhone? No, it most certainly will not! Will its weight in your messenger bag put strain your feeble, underdeveloped shoulder? POSSIBLY! But whose fault is that? Do a push-up once in a while, why don’t you?
This is no micro-machine for lightweights! This is a full-duty, rough-and-ready, robust computator with an Intel Core 2 Duo processor and an INSATIABLE APPETITE FOR ONES AND ZEROS!
What, you just want to browse the web and check email? Get a smartphone, you wimp! But if you’re tough enough to saddle up on a workhorse and ride—well, grab yourself one of these serious seventeen-inchers!
Just remember to lift with your legs!
Features
Warranty: 90 Day HP
Authorized for SquareTrade Extended WarrantyFeatures:
- 2.00 GHz Intel Centrino Processor Technology featuring Intel Core2 Duo Processor T6400
- 17.0” Diagonal WXGA+ High-Definition HP BrightView Widescreen Display (1440×900)
- Full Size 101-key compatible keyboard with keypad
- 4096MB DDR2 RAM (8192MB maximum)
- NVIDIA GeForce 9600M GT with 512mb dedicated memory
- 500GB SATA hard drive
- LightScribe SuperMulti 8X DVD±R/RW with Double Layer Support
- 5-in-1 integrated Digital Media Reader for Secure Digital cards, MultiMedia cards, Memory Stick, Memory Stick Pro, or xD Picture cards
- 4 Universal Serial Bus (USB) 2.0, 4th port shared with eSATA
- Altec Lansing speakers
- Touch Pad with On/Off button and dedicated vertical scroll Up/Down pad
- HDMI port allows you to display video from the notebook on a HDTV
- Genuine Windows Vista Home Premium 64-bit with Service Pack 1
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In the box:
- HP Pavilion dv7-1279wm Entertainment Notebook
- A/C Adapter and Cord
- Laptop Battery
- Remote Control
Specs
HP Pavilion dv7-1279wm 2GHz Core 2 Duo 4GB DDR2 500GB HD Gigabit LAN eSATA Vista Home Prem 64 bitSpecs
HP Pavilion dv7-1279wm 2GHz Core 2 Duo 4GB DDR2 500GB HD Gigabit LAN eSATA Vista Home Prem 64 bitSales Stats
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