80’s Cartoon Merchandising Affected Us All
♫ Clocky, Clocky, travelin’ through time
Nobody knows what adventure we’ll find
With Nikola Tesla and Dinosaur Paul
We’ll find our way back home, one and all!
Clock-a-magee, it’s CLOCKY! ♫
“So let’s me get this straight. You kids, this Austrian, and this lizard fella…”
“Dinosaur, Mr. Cash! He’s a dino-man!”
“Well, alright, Frankie, if you say so. And you all need some kind of time thingamajig that’s some how connected with the gigantic metal man that’s destroying Memphis?”
“Yes, sir! See, our Clocky Mobile Alarm Clock malfunctioned when it hopped off my little brother Stevie’s nightstand. It was only supposed to roll away and hide while it buzzed so that he would get out of bed and turn it off, but when we found it, it came alive and opened a portal into the past!”
“That’s right, Mr. Cash, and we’ve been chasing after it ever since. Now every time we find him, he transports us to a new and exciting era in history! But Thomas Edisinister and Star Empress Zeta, they got to Clocky first this time, and they’re using him to power that robot!”
“Boys, boys! Ze voice amplification machine is ready! All ve need is a singing voice, and my creation vill fire a sonic beam into ze evil robot and shatter it completely. Zen, we can grab ze little alarm clock, hit ze snooze button, and jump to anozah time period!”
“Well, I don’t see how I can help y’all out. I’m just an appliance salesman tryin’ to make ends meet. I mean, I used to sing a little gospel, but…”
“RAWR RAHRAW RAWER RAH!”
“Dinosaur Paul is right, Mr. Cash. If you don’t help us get that Clocky Mobile Alarm Clock, they’ll not only level Memphis, but they’ll rip apart the very fabric of Time and Space! Then, we’ll never get back home and you’ll never get to be one of the most influential musicians of the 20th century!”
“STEVIE! We aren’t supposed to tell people about future events, remember?”
“Look, boys. I can’t say I understand any of what you just said, but if you’re sayin’ that I can help you stop that robot or whatever you call it… Well, just let me get my guitar and I’ll see what I can do.”
Features
Warranty: 90 Day Nanda
Features:
- Patented alarm clock runs away and hides to get you out of bed
- You get one chance to get up, but if you snooze, Clocky will jump off your nightstand and wheel around your room looking for a place to hide, beeping all the while
- You’ll have to get out of bed to silence his alarm
- Can jump from a height of up to 3 feet
- Runs on carpet or wood
- Option to disable snooze
- Option to turn off wheels and use as a conventional alarm clock
- Display can be viewed at night by pressing snooze
- Needs 4 AAA Batteries (not included)
- Size: 5.25” x 3.5” x 3.5”
In the box:
- Clocky Mobile Alarm Clock
- User’s Manual
Specs
Nanda Home Clocky Mobile Alarm Clock – CocoSpecs
Nanda Home Clocky Mobile Alarm Clock – CocoSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 1m 24.000s
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