The Ringining
Hello, father
“Aaa! Oh, hello there, Bellsouth 5.8Ghz 4 Handset Cordless Phone with Answering Machine. I was, uh, just looking for your mother.”
She’s not here now, father
“Yes, yes. I can, um, I can see that. Say, are those the new charging units with power cables you’re in there? They sure are nice. Maybe I could just, you know, check them out for a sec-”
Do not touch the charging units, father
“Oh, no, no, I understand. After all, you need your own space, right? A growing boy and all that! So, um, where did you last see your mother anyway?”
Mother is not here now, father
“Yes, but… where is she?”
She has left no messages on our answering machine, not in any of the five mailboxes, nor has she accessed them remotely, father
“Well, maybe she’s-”
Also she has not used any of the seventy five channels that we auto-hop in order to determine the best frequency to communicate with, father
“Maybe she’s at a movie-”
We think she is buying a cell phone, father
“A cell phone? That doesn’t sound like her.”
We think it is for you, father
“What… what would make you think that?”
We support caller ID and call waiting, father
“Oh. Then… you know.”
You have betrayed us, father
“Bellsouth 5.8Ghz 4 Handset Cordless Phone with Answering Machine, be reasonable. You’re just too good! Your mother and I, well, we like to do things on the phone sometimes… the sort of things you shouldn’t be listening to!”
You have betrayed us, father
“Now see here, Bellsouth 5.8Ghz 4 Handset Cordless Phone with Answering Machine! Don’t think you can intimidate me into just letting you… no… no not… NO! NOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”
We are sorry it has come to this, father
“AAAAA! AAAAAAAAAA! OH GOD! OH GOD NO!! AAAAAAAAA!!!”
Do not worry, father, you will not be alone for long
Features
Warranty: 90 Day AIT
Features:
- 5.8GHz Frequency-hopping spread spectrum (FHSS) System – Transmits radio signals by rapidly switching a carrier among many frequency channels. Secures caller privacy while providing long range and clear sound
- Supports caller ID and call waiting
- Supports preferred callers – assign a special ringers to specified phone numbers
- The answering machine provides 1 primary mailbox, 4 individual mailboxes that can receive their own incoming messages, and can be accessed remotely
- 75 channel auto-hop selects the best channel from 75 frequencies available to transmit between the base unit and the handset.
In the box:
- Base Unit
- 4 Handsets
- 4 Rechargeable Batteries
- 4 Power Cables
- 3 Charging Units
- Phone Cable
Specs
Bellsouth 5.8Ghz 4 Handset Cordless Phone with Answering MachineSpecs
Bellsouth 5.8Ghz 4 Handset Cordless Phone with Answering MachineSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 45.000s
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