Build It Up, Tear It Down
You know what they say: all power-squatting and no frozen blended cocktails makes Jeff a dull bro. Yes, my body is a temple. But not the quiet, boring kind of temple with monks shuffling around lighting candles. More like a temple built by one of the heathen tribes in the Old Testament, where virgins writhe around on giant golden goat statues and everybody is splashing wine everywhere. Nobody even cares about the stains, that’s how drunk and spiritual people are at my temple.
So two is the perfect number of Vortex Portable Mixers to accomodate the two sides of my hard-partying, heavy-lifting lifestyle. Each 18-ounce mug features a 11,000-rpm motor to mix just about anything – and not just with regular power, but with vortex power! One is reserved for the business of powdered supplement shakes; the other is all about the pleasure of margaritas and daiquiris.
And I can use either one for this creation I call the Baby Blue Bayou. You throw a couple of ounces of vodka and half a shot of blue curaçao into the Vortex with some crushed ice (the Vortex can’t crush ice, just mix it). Then add two scoops of Similac and vortex your way to rapid muscle-mass gain. There’s no better way to really feel young again, and also a little buzzed.
Features
Warranty: 1 Year Manufacturer
Features:
- 18 ounce mug with 11,000 rpm motor creates a vortex at a push of a button and mixes your drink
- Completely blends any type of powder instantly, won’t leave clumps of powder
- Easy to clean, add water and a drop of soap into Vortex and turn it on and within 30 seconds it will be clean
- Great for making protein shakes, Crystal Light, energy drinks, baby formula, cocktails, eggs, marinades, dressings, Jello, juices, or mixing cream and sugar for Coffee
- Leak proof lid
- 2 1/2” diameter base, fits in most car cup holders
- Glass height without the lid is 6 3/4”
- Glass height with lid is 7 3/4”
- Made out of durable stainless steel and acrylic
- BPA free
- Operates on 2 AAA batteries (Included)
In the box:
- (2) Vortex 18oz. Portable Mixers
- (2) Acrylic Lids
- (4) AAA Batteries
Specs
Vortex Portable BPA-Free Mixer w/ Leak-Proof LidSpecs
Vortex Portable BPA-Free Mixer w/ Leak-Proof LidSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 2m 19.000s
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