Hold me, grill me, kiss me
No, Carol, I will NOT not storm away rolling my Char-Broil Grill2Go behind me! I have EVERY RIGHT to storm away with my Char-Broil Grill2Go! Especially since it's got those cute little wheels that make it so easy to move about the parking lot at this tailgating event we’re attending!
Isn't it obvious, Carol? Just two days ago I was complaining about my old grill not having two convenient soft-sided coolers for keeping ice cold and food warm. When you gave me this Char-Broil Grill2Go with a 10,500 BTU burner and patented TRU-Infrared™ technology, you were solving a problem. But I didn't need my problem solved! I was just reaching out for relationship support and reassurance! It wasn't just about my grilling needs, even though this thing does address my needs by using either 1 lb LP cylinders or a 20 lb LP tank with optional LP adapter. It was about communication! I NEEDED TO BE HELD, CAROL!
I know that men like me are supposed to be from Mars, but that time? That time I was from Venus, Carol. And all you could think to do was buy my love. For shame.
I mean, I guess I kinda understand... it's probably what I would have done... okay, fine, you're forgiven. C'mere, honey. MMMMWAH.
Oh, Carol. Sorry. I guess I shouldn't have kissed my Char-Broil Grill2Go right in front of you.