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Yakima KingPin is the kingpin of bike racks

[BIKE approaches YAKIMA]

BIKE: Don Yakima, it's my daughter. She's a ten-speed mountain bike. I told her not to trust the trunk of the car but she didn't listen to me. Now her tire is bent. Her spokes are tangled. Her handle break is weak. I ask you for justice.

YAKIMA: [petting a cat photo] What is it you want from me?

BIKE: Revenge. On that car.

YAKIMA: You don't visit me. You don't use me as a rack. You don't even think to call me Rackfather. Instead, you ask me something to a car. How do I enact revenge on a car anyway?

BIKE: Uh...clamp onto the trunk...wrong...?

YAKIMA: Had you come to me in friendship, then this scum car that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. Somehow. I don't know. 

BIKE: Be my friend... Rackfather.

YAKIMA: Good. Some day, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. Probably deliver a pizza to me or do some wheelies or something. 

BIKE: Grazie, Rackfather.

YAKIMA: Prego. [BIKE exits] Seriously, how do I wreck a car.

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KingPin 4-Bike Hitch Rack
$99.00 In Stock Sporting Goods
$99.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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