You messin' with me, HP?!
I've been in a coma since August 18, 2011, when HP's then-chairman Leo Apotheker said the company would be getting out of the consumer electronics business. And yet the first thing I see when I wake up is an HP Desktop PC.
This cannot be! Its 8GB DDR3 memory, its 1.5TB hard drive, its two USB 3.0 ports - impossible! What happened while I was in that coma? Have I awoken in an alternate reality? Did the fabric of space-time shift around my inert, unfeeling body, transforming the universe itself? That's the only explanation I can possibly imagine-
Oh, HP got a new CEO shortly after that announcement? And she realized that getting out of the computer business was a stupid idea? OK. That makes a little more sense. So hey, how's Qwikster doing?