Warning: May Not Actually Be A Valid Plan
Perpetual motion? Pfft. All you need is a Body Power Magnetic Recumbent Bike.
Science is all “Oh, the laws of physics, boo hoo hoo” but face facts: if Isaac Newton had obeyed the laws of his government he never would have been trespassing in that meadow to get hit on the head by that apple. If Albert Einstein had obeyed the laws of his workplace, he never would have been daydreaming about sitting at the front of a beam of light. Galileo, Richard Feynman, Neil deGrasse Tyson, all these men made their career by breaking the rules that mankind “knew” to be true. So why, therefore, must you be bound by them? Just because the math works? Why, you can prove anything with math, assuming you’re willing to round a little!
So we’re serious when we say the Body Power Magnetic Recumbent Bike is the gateway to perpetual motion. We’ll even share the secret with you right now, the one those oil companies don’t EVEN want you to know. Keep it under your hat, okay? Otherwise, who knows what could happen?
STEP ONE: buy a Body Power Magnetic Recumbent Bike. The adjustable magnetic resistance will let you set the tension your own way. After a few weeks of practice, you’ll be in the best shape of your life. And don’t forget that the Body Power Magnetic Recumbent Bike offers a three-color LCD display with MP3 function. It’s the perfect time to catch up on all those old Alex Jones episodes you’ve been storing!
STEP TWO: attach a little growing light, hydration system, and a garden! As you pedal, you’ll power those baby seeds to full growth without any outside forces in the way. The astute should probably see where this plan is going, but we’ll still make it clear: human + magnets = ETERNAL CLEAN ENERGY.
STEP THREE: lean forward and grab your vegetables! Take a delicious bite! Mmmm, right? Mmmmm! Let these vegetables power your body as you use the hand plus/heart rate monitor to track how healthy you’ve become from all that constant pedaling. Just be sure not to swallow the seeds! Instead, spit them back into the garden, where the cycle can begin anew.
STEP FOUR: sit back and laugh at those scientists who said a “closed system” can’t ever exist. Because you’ve done it! You’ve mixed exercise and a good diet in a way that will keep you alive forever! It’s all thanks to the application of the secrets hidden in the Body Power Magnetic Recumbent Bike by the ancient Egyptian pharaohs in conjunction with the Mayan god kings. The secrets can be YOURS at last!
Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty
Warranty: 1 Year Body Power
Condition: New
Features:
- Magnetic adjustable resistance
- Programmable exercise console features 21 training programs
- Includes hand pulse/heart rate monitor
- Three-color LCD display with MP3 function, audio speaker & touch buttons
- Plug in your audio device to the “Audio Jack” to enjoy your music amplified
- Seat adjusts horizontally to accommodate different size users
- Includes aluminum water bottle
- User Guide
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| Specifications: |
| Drive System: |
Electro Magnetic AC Adapter |
| Frame: |
Steel / Aluminum Semi Recumbent |
| Preset Modes: |
21 |
| Display: |
3-Color LCD (Blue, Yellow, White)
Blue-Lit Touch Buttons
Multi-Function Split Screen |
| Simultaneously Displays: |
Speed, Time, Distance, Calories, Watt, Pulse, Resistance Level |
| MP3 Function: |
Yes |
| Audio Speaker: |
Yes |
| Heart Rate Monitor: |
Yes |
| Pulse Range: |
30 - 240BPM |
| Adjustable Seat: |
Yes |
| Seat Rail: |
Aluminum Adjustable |
| Water Bottle: |
Yes (Aluminum) |
| Resistance Level: |
1 - 16 |
| Max User Weight: |
250 lbs |
| Assembled Dimensions: |
66.13"(L) x 25.25"(W) x 46.5"(H) |
| Approximate Weight: |
100 lbs |
Special Information: Due to the size and weight of this item FedEx will not be able to deliver to PO BOX or MILITARY addresses. A physical street address is required.
In the box:
- Body Power BRB 6000 Magnetic Recumbent Bike
- Aluminum Water Bottle
- AC Adapter
