Never get clubbed by your club at the club again!
"Hi, are you Zach?"
It's actually Zack. Or maybe Zak. I can't remember just now.
"OK, well ... hi Zack. Or Zak. I'm Tom. Are you ready for your golf lesson?"
Oh yes! I'm very excited for my golf lesson. Who are you again?
"Oh. Uh. I'm Tom."
Hi Tom. I'm Zack or Zak. I have a golf lesson today. I'm just waiting for the instructor.
"Yeah, that's me. Listen ... are you OK?"
Oh boy. I must be doing it again. Did I forget who you are?
"Uh, yeah. What's going on?"
Well you see, I've been trying to learn how to play golf for a long time now.
Only, I haven't quite perfected my swing, so I keep hitting myself in the head with the club.
So yeah. I think maybe last time was one time too many.
"Well, OK then. I think I've got just what you need. This is an Original Golf Memory Swing. It'll help you perfect your swing so that doesn't happen again."
So what doesn't happen again?
"So you don't hit your head with your golf club."
Oh hi there! I'm Zach. Are you here for a SCUBA lesson, too?