A picture is worth 1,000 words. Now, if only I could find an economy built on words, I'd be rich!
I've been taking pictures of everything: the mirror, the wall, that corner in the hallway, that weird stain in my friend's carpet. Why? Because I'm saving up.
Look, American dollars aren't as strong as they used to be. So I'm taking all these pictures, trading them in for words, and then going where words are currency. Bam! Instantly rich!
But, I mean, I'm not just using my cellphone camera. No, I respect the exchange rate; that's why I got this Pentax K-3. It takes 24.35 megapixel pictures and can take Full HD 1920 x 1080 video. So even if it's just a shot of my feet or the grass in my lawn or that weird cut I got on my thumb, they look crisp and clear!
That's right! No one's going to be arguing when it's time to make the trade!