(Insert obligatory "blowing" and "sucking" joke here)
Like, out of ALL the sales that have been on Woot this month, this one ABSOLUTELY blows. Oh, boy. You could close your eyes and point at a list of Woot items and you'd be hard pressed to find one that blows more than this one. In fact, right now, in all the world, only a small percent of ANYTHING would blow more than the item right here, right now.
And even if you would one that did, guess what? This Greenworks 40V Cordless Blower and Vac SUCKS, too! That's right! Simply flip the electric start switch and watch it mulch up to three bags of leaves per battery charge. How many blowers can say THAT? HUH?
Woot, face it. You've finally gone and done it. You've picked a product that totally, completely, absolutely blows ... and sucks, too. Hope you're proud, Woot. Hope you're proud.