How much of a difference does coffee make? Let's see.
To test the efficacy of coffee brewed with this Capresso 12-Cup Coffee Maker, we decided to provide two writeups: One written after drinking several cups, and one written on a separate day after drinking no coffee whatsoever.
WRITEUP FUELED BY CAPRESSO COFFEE:
La la la la la la. Oh hello there, friend! What a beautiful face you have to match the beauty of this fine morning. Do you often feel as though products such as these are the universe's way of telling us that everything is going to be OK? We do. Now if you'll excuse us, we're going to lay down, stare at the clouds, and dream a dream of hope.
WRITEUP AFTER NO COFFEE:
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnghhhhhh. What? sadlfj it's too hard to type. guhhhhhhh shut up. just stop talking for a second and let us think. oh god it's like the weight of the world is pressing into our temples and corrupting everything that was once good. if only it could all stop and we could just feel nothing. what a gift that would be.