Woot® : One Day, One Deal™

They say a ghost never truly forgets who they were in life. I know it’s true for me. I still remember my last thoughts as I was crushed by a wall of Tickle-Me-Elmos back in the winter of ‘96. I remember thinking “All I wanted was a shortcut to the X-Men figures! It’s so unfair!” And from that moment on, that final thought shaped my life as a ghost.

I had a lot of anger issues at first. Sometimes I would zip through the parking lot with a screaming fury! Other days I would hover in the board game aisle moaning sadly. Once or twice I went to the bikes and pushed some kids off their training wheels and that was pretty fun. But it all changed the day I traded my regular torn-up eyehole sheet for a Sunbeam 50” x 60” Heated Fleece Throw.

Now, instead of the cold stench of fear, I was constantly snuggled in a warm soft hug. The ThermoFine warming system adjusted to give me steady even warmth and the machine-washable polyester fleece… mmm! So perfect! No longer did I feel the need to rattle my chains at some ten-year-old who just wanted to spend his birthday money on a X-Box game. At last I was happy again. In fact, I was even happy enough to move on!

But of course I didn’t. Are you crazy? A blanket like this, you don’t just throw it away and drift into a crazy tunnel of white light. I might be at peace, but as long as I have a Sunbeam 50” x 60” Heated Fleece Throw, I’m not going anywhere. Look out, Aisle Six! Because this toasty ghosty is restocking the dollhouse furniture tonight!