Honey we need a bigger monitor. For…computing stuff better.
Oh come on, I thought we discussed this! Well, I really thought we would discuss it once I already bought it. We need this Samsung 28" LED Monitor! Because it’s cool, that’s why!
Don’t you have a hard time seeing your…uh, spreadsheets, or whatever you do on the computer? This will help with that! And all your emails will be bolder and brighter and better! Even Minesweeper’s gonna look great on this thing! I’m not just buying another electronic toy for myself. I’m investing in computational resources for us.
Okay, yes, fine. You got me. Video games and movies will look better on this monitor than our current one. But that’s not what this is about! I mean, it sort of is, but I’m sure you can benefit from this somehow too! What do you do on the computer all day?
Pinterest? Well, I certainly won’t judge you for that, but I assume it’ll look nicer on a big monitor.