You’re probably right.
Oh yeah. This is all that’s missing from your fitness goals.
You’ve had the rumblings in your head for a while. And your stomach. And your heart and possibly lungs. It’s time to get into shape. Sure, you could try eating less junk and more whole foods and maybe moving more throughout your day. You could even take health tips from a guy who wrote a book on the subject. But no, you’re right, this Ab Rocket Abdominal Trainer will probably take care of everything.
Who cares if spot training’s been debunked? Abs are the new measurement of your value to society! How else do you explain the fact that the guys from Jersey Shore haven’t been forcibly restrained and castrated yet? So get yourself a device to sit idly in your living room with the dubious “As seen on TV” sticker. That’ll help for sure!
Yes sir, there’s no way this Sisyphean device will disappoint as you while away the hours crunching the fat away! You’re on the fast track to Thinsville, population: less of you!
Warranty: 1 Year
Condition: New
Features:
- AS SEEN ON TV!
- Experience the ultimate abs workout in just 5 minutes a day
- Targets upper abs, middle abs, lower abs and side obliques for a total core workout
- Rolling-cushion technology cushions the roll while you rock, supports the neck and back and massages you while you work out
- 3 sets of Resistance Cylinders for all fitness levels
- Convenient and easy to use, the trainer folds away easily or storage
- Built from gym-quality steel
Bonus: Fat Blasting System
- Low-calorie meal plan filled with 10 easy-to-make, mouthwatering low-calorie recipes
- Instructional DVD: 5-Minute abdominal trainer workouts
- the Ab Blaster Program
- the Cardio Dance Routine
- the Pilates Assist Program
- the Blast Away the Calories Meal Plan
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Specifications:
- Dimensions: 24” L x 27” W x 22” H
- Weight: 10 lbs
- Some Assembly Required
- Product Manual – click here!
In the box:
- (1) Ab Rocket Abdominal Trainer
- (1) Instructional Exercise DVD
- (1) Meal Plan w/ 10 Recipes
- Instruction Manual
