Today's Woot Write-up
Always make your bed.
Just to clarify: when someone says "make the bed," what they're talking about is putting sheets - like these luxurious microfiber ones from AngeloHOME - on the bed. They're not talking about actually building a bed.
Unless they're talking to Jed Marlow, Bed Builder.
Jed doesn't build beds from boxes; he builds them from scratch. And we mean, seriously from scratch. Like, he doesn't have any tools except for his long pointy fingernails. But that doesn't slow Jed down. He'll build you a bed out of just about anything in five minutes flat. You got three handkerchiefs and some tinfoil? Jed can bed it. You got a few cats and a palm tree? Jed can bed that too! You got the shirt on your back and a pile of old coffee grounds? Jed'll bed it up real nice!
He's the best there is, kind of like these sheets we're selling here are the best sheets there are, because we ARE selling sheets here.
