Man, I would really love to have a griddle. But they just take up way too much space. OH, HEY!
"Hey honey. What's this?"
Oh, that's our new Oster griddle.
"Honey, I thought we talked about this. We're cramped enough in this tiny apartment as it is without bringing in superfluous kitchen appliances."
But that's the beauty of it. It's a folding griddle. It folds up for easy storage.
"Sure, but it still takes up SOME space. And at this point, some space is too much space."
Well, if we're that desperate for space, we could get rid of your 12-foot tall stuffed monkey.
"GASP! Don't say things like that! Cover your ears, Sir Stuffington. The bad lady is going away now."