A wireless adapter. Not a laptop pregnancy test.
Use this: because your USB can't just live down there all isolated like that. It needs to get out a little bit. It needs to CONNECT with others.
Don't use this: to air up your tires. This isn't one of those air hoses at the gas station.
If you owned this, people would say: "I've never seen a computer with a tail before!"
Legend has that when the moon is full, this product transforms into: an actual buffalo. But it's a cool buffalo. Like, it's not going to charge at you. It's gonna hang out and drink coffee and joke around like you've always been total bros.
On this product's car, there is a bumper sticker that reads: "Wireless, smile more!"