FUN FACT: The rug is older than the telephone! Hard to believe, but it's true!
1876: Alexander Graham Bell makes the first long distance call from his home to his assistant 10 miles away. Brief transcript:
BELL: I have purchased a new rug ASSISTANT: DID YOU SAY RUB, SIR? BELL: the test is a success
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Puma Shoes for the Whole Family
Are your shoes running? That's too bad. It's going to be pretty hard to catch them in your bare feet.
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NFL Helmet Infrared Space Heaters
Now it won't just be the coaches blowing hot air.
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Women's Dresses, Skirts and Pants
Just explain to the police that we have all your clothes and that's why you were pantsless in public.
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Transcendent Beauty
is in the eye of the ... ow that stings a bit.
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Trophy Skin Microderm Machines
You only get one skin. And that's how it works until science gets a little better.
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Smartwatches
They also tell time.
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Bottega Venetta Readers and Sunglasses
Look like Barb, feel like Barbarella.
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Verseo Rechargeable ThermoGear
Keep your hands warm for the hand-warming state championships next week.
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Cutlery and Cutting Board Clearance
Cut things on things for cutting things.
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Nooka Accessories
I did it all for the Nooka.
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Sparkle-tastic Jewelry
Warning: these are pretty sparkly. You might want to get some sunglasses to go with them.
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Xbox One Bundles
Now you can play Grand Theft Ostrich VI all day.
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Sol Republic Headphones
We're staring deep into your Sol.
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OTZ Linen Shoes
For the person who laughs in the face of wrinkles.
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Sleeping Bags and Pads
It's like the bears say: the best tasting campers are well rested.
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MOTA G1/G2 SmartWatches
You're smart. These watches are smart too. You two should hang out.
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Ikon MFI Metal Coil Lightning Cables
Ikon buy this and you kon too
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Tailgating Fun
Tailgating is the best use of your time ever. Don't let anybody tell you differently.
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Turtle Beach XP400 Gaming Headset
GET IN THE GAME then get out of the game and remember to eat, your father and I are worried about you
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Avalon Oversized LED Digital Clock
You've hit the big time
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SaberLight Rechargeable Plasma Lighter
Come on, nobody uses fire anymore.
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8 Digit Dual Powered Calculator: 6 Pk
Calculators are sexy
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Panasonic Headphones (3 Pack)
Buy a 3 pack of headphones for all 3 of your ears
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Rhino Cables - 3 Packs
Made from real rhino lightning
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Jawbone Era Bluetooth Headset: 1 or 2 Pk
The Jawbone's connected to the...bluetooth
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AKG Headphones
Bonus: headphones are great if you don't want anyone to know you don't have ears
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Nuforce Bluetooth Headphones
Here comes the Nuforce, same as the Oldforce
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Rokinon Camera Lenses
Ever taken a photo but then realized you didn't have a lens on your camera? Rokinon.
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Pet Sale
Remember to spay or neuter your pet products.
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Jokari Cooking Accessories
Jokari is plural for joker. (Just go with it.)
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Outerwear
Protect the inner you.
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1MORE Headphones
Already have headphones? You could always use 1MORE headphones hahaha not sorry
Ends January 21 at 12AM CT
