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Not that I need it. I just ate a whole can of Alpo, and am immediately regretting that decision.
Turn your home into a prison for pets!
Imagine a whole orchard full of cat trees with tiny kittens hanging from every branch.
Coddling your pet to a sickening and disturbing extent has never been so affordable!
I'm especially looking forward to rolling in something dead and stinky.
As long as I don't have to wear them, I'm happy.
You thought pageant moms were bad. Take it from me, you have no idea.
But to be honest, I felt the same way about that bonus alfalfa sprout I found in my food bowl last week.
Now they just crinkle a food wrapper when they want me to pay attention to them.
But I intend to see this 15 minutes of fame to the bitter end.
If it wasn't for my habit, I'd be able to just buy this stuff myself.
To love, I mean. Did I say destroy? I totally meant "love."