Today's Woot Write-up
Take this grandeur and suck it.
Aristotle said that "Nature abhors a vacuum." Well guess what, Nature? I abhor you and am going to buy this Dyson DC14 vacuum just to spite you.
That's right, Nature, I said it. You've been parading around like you own the place (or like you are the place) for too long, and it's time somebody took you down a peg. What's that? I can't hear you over the roaring of my Root-Cyclone-powered vacuum, nature.
What a nice bit of grandeur you have there, Nature. Would be a shame if it got sucked up into -- WHOOPS. And that beautiful morning mist would be just out of reach if it weren't for this telescoping wand -- OOPSIES.
What? What are you gonna do, Nature? Why is the room shaking?
