Poem For Hungry Cat & Alarm Clock
In my dream I am on a raft made of logs floating down the river. I am alone, with only my Microfiber Sheet Set for company. The wind is warm and I can smell the tigers on the riverbank. I cannot see them, there are only shadows that rumble and watch me as I go.
I gather my Microfiber Sheet Set in my arms and press it to my face. I can feel the thread count sliding down my cheeks and over my lips and my eyes. There are small bubbles arising from the river, and I am going faster.
I notice a hum that comes from the riverbank and I know it is not the tigers, nor the wind, but a man. He has a carved reed against his mouth and he blows across it to make a tune. It is his tribute to the Microfilber Sheet Set, which I have stolen from him. He mourns it. I feel joy at my good fortune.
The river moves me further. I can feel the wind through my Microfiber Sheet Set. I can feel the warm sun across my face. The hum grows louder. The tigers grow closer.
Features
Update your bedroom with these easy care microfiber sheets in soft contemporary shades enhanced by updated subtle embossed designs.
- Embossed print
- Designer pattern
- 100% Polyester Microfiber construction
- 85 GSM
- Fitted sheets are 14" deep
- Machine wash for easy care
Sheet Set Includes:
- (1) Flat Sheet
- (1) Fitted Sheet
- (2) Pillowcases (Twin receives 1 standard size, Full and Queen receive standard size, King and Cal King receive king size)
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
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Fabric: | 100% Polyester |
Care: | Machine Wash |
Made in: | China |
In the Box:
- (1) Embossed Microfiber Sheet Sets
Specs
Specifications | |
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Twin: |
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Full: |
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Queen: |
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King: |
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Cal King: |
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Fabric: | 100% Polyester |
Care: | Machine Wash |
Made in: | China |
In the Box:
- (1) Embossed Microfiber Sheet Sets
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 5m 7.779s
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