Silly Joke
Do you believe the the Multi-Floor?
What is the theory of the Multi-Floor?The theory of the Multi-Floor posits that each house has an either finite or infinite number of possible floors.
An infinite number of floors or an infinite number of floor material?
Hmm... that's a good question. Let's say floors, like first floor, second floor, etc.
But my house has a distinct number of floors.
Are you sure???
Yes.
Okay, fine. The theory of the Multi-Floor is about the infinite possible materials that can be used for flooring a home.
Are there really an infinite number of flooring materials?
Sure!
Then name more than four.
Fine: hardwood, carpet, tile, cement... grass.
Grass isn't a flooring material.
Yeah, it is! It's nature's carpet!
That's not a floor if it's outside.
Floor is a state of mind, man!
Wait, is this just because you saw Multi-Floor in the name of this Dyson vacuum and instead of interpreting it as it's meant to be interpretted--i.e. that this thing works on a variety of different surfaces--you made a dumb joke about the multiverse?
Uhh... Maybe I should go...
Features
- Suction power – 220 airwatts (constant)
- Unlike conventional upright vacuums that sit on four fixed wheels and are hard to steer, the DC25 rides on a ball so you can get the vacuum where you need it without pushing and pulling, back and forth around corners and obstacles
- The motor is stored inside the ball which gives it a lower center of gravity that improves maneuverability
- Root Cyclone Technology – Uses cyclonic separation to remove dirt from the air without using a filter
- Lifetime HEPA Filtration – HEPA (High Efficiency Particulate Air) filters can remove 99.97% of airborne particles 0.3 micrometers in diameter. This can trap fine particles such as pollen or other allergens
- Certified Asthma Friendly – Air expelled from a Dyson DC25 has up to 150 times less mold and bacteria than the air you breathe
- Easy Empty Bin – Button controlled system allows for a clean and hygienic way to discard dust and dirt it traps
- On Board Tool Storage – Upholstery and crevice tools store on the machine
- Brush Bar – Will protect delicate floors and rugs
- Clear Bin – You can see when the bin should be emptied. No need to buy specific vacuum bag
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 6 Month Dyson
Specs
Specifications: | |
Suction Power: | 220 Airwatts (constant) |
Filter: | Lifetime Washable HEPA Filter |
Brushbar Control Type: | Fingertip Brush Control |
Bin Capacity: | 0.31 Gallons |
Cord Length: | 24.6 feet |
Max Reach: | 40.3 feet |
Dimensions: | 42.4"(H) x 15.4"(W) x12.2"(D) |
Weight: | 16.12 pounds |
Air Velocity of Root Cyclone: | |
65 feet per second in the outer cyclone | |
164 feet per second in the core separator | |
262 feet per second in the inner cyclone |
Dust Particle G Forces: | |
500G in the outer cyclone | |
164 feet per second in the core separator | |
262 feet per second in the inner cyclone |
In the box:
(1) Dyson 64070-05 DC25 Multifloor Upright- Pick Color
- Crevice Tool
- Upholstery Tool
- User’s Guide
- Warranty Card
Specs
Specifications: | |
Suction Power: | 220 Airwatts (constant) |
Filter: | Lifetime Washable HEPA Filter |
Brushbar Control Type: | Fingertip Brush Control |
Bin Capacity: | 0.31 Gallons |
Cord Length: | 24.6 feet |
Max Reach: | 40.3 feet |
Dimensions: | 42.4"(H) x 15.4"(W) x12.2"(D) |
Weight: | 16.12 pounds |
Air Velocity of Root Cyclone: | |
65 feet per second in the outer cyclone | |
164 feet per second in the core separator | |
262 feet per second in the inner cyclone |
Dust Particle G Forces: | |
500G in the outer cyclone | |
164 feet per second in the core separator | |
262 feet per second in the inner cyclone |
In the box:
(1) Dyson 64070-05 DC25 Multifloor Upright- Pick Color
- Crevice Tool
- Upholstery Tool
- User’s Guide
- Warranty Card
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 4m 53.998s
Purchaser Experience
Purchaser Seniority
Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
---|