YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE. THIS WEB PAGE HAS BEEN CLAIMED BY THE PEOPLE’S LIBERATING ACTION LEAGUE IN SUPPORT OF THE ZYXEL G220 802.11g USB 2.0 WIRELESS ADAPTER. DO NOT BE ALARMED.

After a six day Round Robin vote, the People’s Liberating Action League has determined that occupation of the woot.com website is the ideal way to gather attention for the corporate malfeasance in support of the Zyxel G220 802.11g USB 2.0 Wireless Adapter. I’m also being asked to apologize for the use of “round”, as that could be considered a patriarchal slur against women, even though it was an unintentional one on my part. In future rest assured we will refer to the vote as a Unisex Interactive Dialogue.

But do not mistake forward progress for a mistake. Because in this land where corporate despots try to control our minds with pop music that doesn’t feature Trey Anastasio or Mike Patton or Girl Talk, it becomes necessary to have a portable wireless connection with which to augment one’s self. Especially if your iPhone breaks and those fascist stooges that call themselves your parents claim the recession has made them unable to help you out. Information is the backbone of a free society, after all!

We support the Zyxel G220 802.11g USB 2.0 Wireless Adapter because we know it allows for a quick but secure wireless connection that is also easy to carry, allowing you to hide it on your person when you’re taking to the streets. Then you can still enjoy those great webpages about Che when the Unisex Interactive Dialogue gets too boring. I myself use the Zyxel G220 802.11g USB 2.0 Wireless Adapter to help me stream a great internet radio station while falling asleep. It plays the work of Lenin as read by Mao. I don’t actually speak Chinese, but my subconscious understands. And that’s why I’m unafraid to offer my support to the Zyxel G220 802.11g USB 2.0 Wireless Adapter. After all, believing in your cause is rule one. Right after always request amnesty for all actions. And why can’t there be two rule ones? Where you do think you are, Orwell’s 1984?

Henceforth we, the People’s Liberating Action League will only surrender this webpage after the following demands are met. Number one, Amnesty for all actions. Number two, all Zyxel G220 802.11g USB 2.0 Wireless Adapters must be sold before the deadline of Midnight Central Time. Number three, an additional ten points extra credit in our HIST 256 and SOCI 112 classes for showing that we fully understand the historical democratic process. Number four, free pandas for all citizens of Cameroon.

Until these demands are met in full, the People’s Liberating Action League will continue to occupy this page. Rest assured, we have enough Diet Coke and pizza coupons to continue for as long as required. NO ZYXELS, NO PEACE! NO ZYKELS, NO PEACE! NO ZYXELS, NO PEACE!

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