The Zina Mini Digital Keychain Camera is small but powerful, like a midget Mexican wrestler, fighting not for his life, but for the life of his family and more importantly, honor. Sadly, no midgets are in the copy after you click the link.

Small has always meant the future. Little cars from Japan. Little dinners in a pill. Little telephones that fit in your ear. Little monsters from outer space. The Zina Mini Digital Keychain Camera  fits nicely into the tiny tomorrow.

Each Zina Mini Digital Keychain Camera can take 640×480 VGA or 320×240 QVGA resolution photos. It is small enough to hide in a pocket as the little spacecraft flies away. It’s USB compatible, cable included, so it’s easy to move your little pictures to your little computers. In the box is Arcsoft Photo Impression 4.0, which you can use to edit in little arrows that say “ALIEN!” before you post your photo to Myspace.

Sadly, the Zina Mini Digital Keychain Camera  is not compatible with Windows Vista, so you’ll need to install Windows 98/ME/2000 or XP before the little suited men arrive. Happily, the Zina Mini Digital Keychain Camera does make AVI’s when plugged into a computer, so you’ll have a movie of the little men charging at your front door with guns drawn. The Zina Mini Digital Keychain Camera can also work as a webcam, which will be helpful after you escape out the little bathroom window and run to a friend’s house. You’ll need to broadcast your little predicament to the world while there’s still time!

Use the 300,000 pixels of the Zina Mini Digital Keychain Camera to get the last photo of the little monsters to that little base near your hometown. The automatic exposure and white balance will have made it look pretty good. The one little AAA battery power source can be found at almost any store. And the Zina Mini Digital Keychain Camera won’t weigh you down as you make that last little roll to make it under the door before it slams shut.

Your proof will blow the lid of a little conspiracy that even the President doesn’t know about. Don’t you want a little medal? Pick up this Zina Mini Digital Keychain Camera and go sit in the woods at night. It’s almost too easy!

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