Step To Me
Honey, can you hear me? Sweetie, it’s your wife, Leslie. LEEESSSSSLIE. Do you know who I am? Ugh, if only they didn’t have your jaw wired shut. OH, how about this? Blink once for “yes”, twice for “no”. I remember seeing that on television once. DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I’M TELLING YOU? Oh, good. I was worried the fall might have also made you deaf.
Oh, Kevin, I was so worried about you. You were so brave up there on that mountain with your X Games Snowboard. I was so proud of you making such an effort to become an important male figure in Timmy’s life. I know he hasn’t made it easy on you during the course of our relationship, but you have to realize, it’s only because he loves his father so much. You’re important to him, too, though! Remember when you were in that car accident because someone cut your brake line? He was the first person to ask if you were still alive or not. And the time you got locked in the old coal closet in the basement when the door mysteriously locked behind you on the day of our wedding? It was Timmy who found you just after we were forced to cancel! It’s a process, you know? Wait, was that two blinks? You must’ve had something in your eye.
That’s what makes what you did so special, honey! Instead of letting my ex-husband get the upper hand when he bought Timmy a snowboard, you went out and bought two X Games Snowboard and Bindings Bundles, the 150cm for you and 142cm for me! And the snowboarding vacation you planned for all of us was wonderful until, well, you know. You didn’t care that you’d never been snowboarding. Even in those final moments as you strapped your feet into the included bindings with die cast buckles, durable ABS construction, and adjustable high-back and forward lean, you never once thought of your own safety. You were so adorable while you readied yourself to ride that popular dual-ply wood core, sidewall construction, and bi-ax fiberglass lay-up of your board all the way down that slope and prove your worth to your step-son. If only Timmy hadn’t accidentally shoved you down before you were ready, you would’ve seen the pride on his face. You were just too busy breaking every bone in your body against a tree to notice.
Don’t worry, honey. I’m sure you made a good impression on him. Why, he even came by today to see if you were still unconscious. Wasn’t that nice of him? And the way he was checking to make sure everything was still plugged in was just darling. I think you’ve got a new best friend, dear. Isn’t that wonderful? Honey, are you having an eye spasm?
Features
Warranty: 1 Year 360 CPG Warranty
Condition: New
X Games 142 cm Snowboard & Bindings Bundle:
X Games XG142SW Snowboard Features
- Snowboard Colors: White, black, and pink (top); Blue, pink, black and white (bottom)
- 142 cm deck
- Sidewall construction with extruded base
- Made with a popular dual-ply wood core and stainless steel edges
- Features a bi-ax fiberglass X Games graphic top sheet
- Dual carbon fiber inlays for strength and handling
- Graphics printed with metallic ink UV coating to protect top sheet
- Recommended Rider Height: 5’1” – 5’5”
- Recommended Rider Weight: 95 – 150 lbs.
- Board Length: 55.5" (142 cm.)
- Board Width (max): 10.875"
- Board Width (min): 9.25"
- Material: Fiberglass
X Games Strap-In 170 Bindings Features
- Durable ABS construction
- Adjustable high-back and forward lean
- Relief cut high-back
- Dual-durometer flex straps
- Die cast buckles
- EVA cushioned baseplate and high-back
- Padded lightweight alloy buckles and straps
- Color: White and blue with metal
X Games 142 cm Snowboard & Bindings Bundle Photos
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X Games 150 cm Snowboard & Bindings Bundle:
X Games XG150SW Snowboard Features
- Snowboard Colors: Black, green and white (top); Black and green (bottom)
- 150 cm deck
- Sidewall construction with extruded base
- Made with a popular dual-ply wood core and stainless steel edges
- Features a bi-ax fiberglass X Games graphic top sheet
- Dual carbon fiber inlays for strength and handling
- Graphics printed with metallic ink UV coating to protect top sheet
- Recommended Rider Height: 5’5” – 5’9”
- Recommended Rider Weight: 120 – 210 lbs.
- Board Length: 58.75" (150 cm.)
- Board Width (max): 11.125"
- Board Width (min): 9.5"
- Material: Fiberglass
X Games Strap-In 170 Bindings Features
- Durable ABS construction
- Adjustable high-back and forward lean
- Relief cut high-back
- Dual-durometer flex straps
- Die cast buckles
- EVA cushioned baseplate and high-back
- Padded lightweight alloy buckles and straps
- Color: Black with metal
In the box:
You choose: 142cm Snowboard Bundle OR 150cm Snowboard Bundle
- (1) X Games Snowboard
- (2) Strap-In Snowboard Bindings (1 Left & 1 Right)
- (2) 4x4 Rotary Plates for Snowboard Binding
- (8) Screws
- (8) Washers
Note: Snowboard boots not included. Some assembly required.
Specs
X Games Snowboard and Bindings BundleSpecs
X Games Snowboard and Bindings BundleSales Stats
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- 8m 49.000s
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