It's here! Woot's 14th Birthday! Woot! Now that we're solidly in our teens, we're gonna start acting like one because you don't understand me, Dad! You never will! Now can I please have the car keys?! What do you mean I can't drive yet?! Oh, right.
Features
This Limited Edition Bag o' Crap is worth what you pay for it. That doesn't guarantee that you'll agree. You are guaranteed to get things you don't want or like. Have dogs? You'll probably get cat stuff. No kids? You're going to get a boatload of sippy cups.
What we can guarantee is disappointment. Abject, balling-your-eyes-out dissapointment.
Want a sneak peek? Here's some of the things that will be in EVERY box if someone didn't fall asleep on the assembly line. Remember, no guarantees here.
- A Woot Tote
- Woot screaming monkey
- Woot Color changing light-up USB mouse
- Woot Multi-tool Caribiner
- Woot Flashing Light Caribiner
- Shirt.Woot Plushie
- Shirt.Woot "Family Breakfast" Glass
- Woot Certificate of Crapthenticity
After that, it's anybody's guess. We definitely stuffed more in the box but we're not telling you what. As always, if you get one of these special little guys, POST ABOUT IT IN THE FORUMS AND/OR SHARE IT ON SOCIAL. #WootBirthday
Important: Limit one per person. Don't be greedy!
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item
Specs
In the box:
(1) Woot's Limited-Edition 14th Birthday Bag o' Crap
Specs
In the box:
(1) Woot's Limited-Edition 14th Birthday Bag o' Crap
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