This Limited Edition Bag o' Crap is worth what you pay for it. That doesn't guarantee that you'll agree. You are guaranteed to get things you don't want or like. Have dogs? You'll probably get cat stuff. No kids? You're going to get a boatload of sippy cups. 

What we can guarantee is disappointment. Abject, balling-your-eyes-out dissapointment.

Want a sneak peek? Here's some of the things that will be in EVERY box if someone didn't fall asleep on the assembly line. Remember, no guarantees here.

• A Woot Tote
• Woot screaming monkey
• Woot Color changing light-up USB mouse
• Woot Multi-tool Caribiner
• Woot Flashing Light Caribiner
• Shirt.Woot Plushie
• Shirt.Woot "Family Breakfast" Glass
• Woot Certificate of Crapthenticity

After that, it's anybody's guess. We definitely stuffed more in the box but we're not telling you what. As always, if you get one of these special little guys, POST ABOUT IT IN THE FORUMS AND/OR SHARE IT ON SOCIAL. #WootBirthday

Important: Limit one per person. Don't be greedy!

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item