It's our birthday and we've put together a collection of new and favorite items to celebrate this special event. Take a look at what you'll get!

Monkeys!  Not one but TWO of the new for 2019 screaming monkeys. We had to fly some in to get them here in time. Everyone else will have to wait (LITERALLY) until that slow boat from China arrives. The new capes this year are a space design and a really rad geometic design.

Birthday Cape! You will get the special limited edition Woot 15th birthday cape to dress up your screaming money on special occasions.

Woot-Off Lights! BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. Nice glossy design with the rotating lights. We even managed to recreate that annoying motor noise when they rotate! That's nostalgia, right there. You'll be the first because everyone else will have to wait for that slow boat from China to get here.

Woot App Phone Stress Ball! Get it before the others. Shows off the Woot App with a fancy QR code to take you to the forum blog. It's AMAZING!

Meeting Banner Pen! This was a favorite in the BOCs a few months back so we've reprinted them just for the birthday pack. One side of the banner says "Is this meeting over?" and the other "Why are we here?" This will be a hit at your next company meeting!  Or get you fired.  Use with caution.

Fidget Pen! Instead of clicking your pen incessantly and annoying your coworkers, you can spin the nifty top of this pen instead. It's just as addicting and only half as annoying for your coworkers.

Birthday Hat! What's a birthday without a stupid birthday hat! We've printed up a special one for you but you'll have to assemble it yourself. Enjoy!

Birthday Puppet Theater! What is this you ask? It's full of cut-outs of Mortimer & Monte plus a bunch of birthday items. Cut them out, stick them to sticks or straws. Then create your own puppet theater or comic and share it with us.

How can this much fun fit in one box? How can you afford to sell this for such a low price?  Well, we're losing our butts on it, that's how. But if you want in early and cheap on the new monkeys and woot-off lights, this is the deal for you. And all the extras thrown in are icing on our birthday cake! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US AND TO YOU AND TO E-COMMERCE.

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and PO Boxes is not available for this item

Warranty: 30 Day Woot Limited Warranty