At last, the future is here, as envisioned by that guy in THE MOSQUITO COAST! Ice cubes anytime, anywhere! Well, anywhere there’s electrical power.

Barbecues, tailgates, backyard picnics and all other forms of outdoor entertaining have been transformed very slightly forever! The Windchaser Stainless Ice Man portable ice maker takes regular old liquid water like you probably have lying around in your pipes at home and, through a complex process called “freezing,” makes it into solid, chilly little hunks!

Drop a couple of these hunks in your cola and discover what high society has known for decades: While there may be no cure for the summertime blues, there are treatments that suppress the symptoms.

The Ice Man is easy to use—it’s fully automatic, and requires no installation. It uses tap or bottled water, you don’t need an available drain, and it makes three different sizes of cube! We suggest that instead of calling them “small, medium and large,” you give them fancy European-sounding names to impress your guests.

Frozen water is great for chilling cocktails, for reducing swelling, for preserving fresh-caught fish, or for tossing to the family dog! Does your dog like ice cubes? Maybe they don’t all. Our loves ‘em. Run the Ice Man in your basement bar, your office, or on the patio! Wherever you use it, it’s really nice, nice baby!

No, you aren’t really living right until you get your hands on some fresh-made ice! Yeah, ice! And just in time for the sweltering days of… September?

Well, you can use it next year, too.

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