There’s no more need to be “classically trained”. The Wahl Comb n’ Cut Grooming Kit means that anybody can cut hair! Figaro! Fig A Ro!

There may come a time when a young Count who is in disguise as a poor student that’s trying to serenade a rich girl who’s being kept from him by a doctor that’s planning to marry her himself will come to you for aid. And certainly, your plan to have that young Count disguised as a poor student also dress up as a soldier and pretend to be drunk in order to gain entrance to the house is an excellent one. But what happens if the plan falls through and the young Count is arrested by the watch? Well, if you’ve got a Wahl Comb n’ Cut Grooming Kit, there’s no need to worry.

While your friend the Count negotiates his way out of the hands of his own men, you’ll be preparing the Comb N’ Cut Clippers. The Whal system means that if you can comb hair, you can cut it! You’ll load everything up into your Durable Storage Case and head over to the house of the doctor, where you’ll be asked to do the doctor’s hair so as not to leave his ward, whom you will recall is the rich girl, and the Count, whom you will find is now disguised as a young man that is additionally disguised as a music teacher, alone. With the included S Comb, Barber Comb, Barber’s Cape and Scissors, you’ll be able to stall until your friend, the Count, and the young girl are able to marry against the wishes of the doctor. But surely he’ll be so pleased by his haircut that he’ll never think of protesting the whole affair!

So when the happy lovers are off raising a family of chipmunks, you’ll be lying with the gypsies who live just outside of town, enjoying the fruits of your labors, which is what happens when you have a Count in your debt. It’ll all be thanks to the Wahl Comb n’ Cut Grooming Kit. Imagine, once you’re rich, you’ll have plenty of time to practice your Magic Flute!

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