“Go go Power Painters!”

 Power Painters! I’ve summoned you here because the evil sorceress Lita is attacking the earth with her army of blandly-colored monsters! Quickly, you must morph using your Wagner DIY 4.8GPH Power Painters!

“Wait, what? Zolton, what are you talking about?”

Your…powers. Activate them!

“With these power painters?”

“Are the monsters made of lattice or wicker or something?”

“Is there a deck we need to stain?”

No. Just use them to suddenly master kung fu and bulletproof spandex suits in primary colors.

“Do they…do they DO that?”

“Wait. You’re saying these things are magic?”

“Awesome! Magic Power Painters!”

No, no. They’re not magic. I thought…hmmm, this is awkward. I thought you guys would just, sort of, do it.

“How’s that supposed to work?”

I don’t know, guys. Look, the monsters are attacking.

“And you just abducted five teenagers to this weird room full of electronics in the middle of the Mojave?”

Okay, you know what? I’m sending you back to your houses. This was a waste of time. I’ll find some other kids to form a team of monster fighters.

“Do we get to keep these painters?”

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