With a Vortex, you can blend anywhere [that blending is permitted]!

How long has this been going on? Well, it all started a few months ago, when I got a 2-pack of Vortex Portable Mixers. You see, I like to have a drink after work on Friday, but it felt like such a waste paying 8 bucks for a daiquiri at the bar. So I figured I should get some sort of mixer and make my own.

Anyway, it was all fine at first. I'd get home Friday night and mix up something nice. But then I started thinking: these things are portable. So what was stopping me from getting a head start and, you know, making a cocktail on the bus?

Well after a couple weeks of that, just the walk to the bus seemed like too long to wait. So I'd duck off into an alleyway and throw something together with the ingredients I had in my bag. But that's not very sanitary, you know? So then I started stopping in the restroom before leaving for the weekend and doing my mixing in there, and...

No, I know it's 2 o'clock on a Tuesday and not the end of the day on Friday, and I know you've caught me making a margarita at my desk and not in the bathroom. I was going to get to that part, but you didn't let me finish! Yeesh!

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