In The Mix
How long has this been going on? Well, it all started a few months ago, when I got a 2-pack of Vortex Portable Mixers. You see, I like to have a drink after work on Friday, but it felt like such a waste paying 8 bucks for a daiquiri at the bar. So I figured I should get some sort of mixer and make my own.
Well, I did the research and the Vortex seemed to check out. After all, it can blend any type of powder, so with the two pack, I could use one of them for protein shakes and the other for cocktails. All I needed to do was start drinking protein shakes.Anyway, it was all fine at first. I'd get home Friday night and mix up something nice. But then I started thinking: these things are portable. So what was stopping me from getting a head start and, you know, making a cocktail on the bus?
Well after a couple weeks of that, just the walk to the bus seemed like too long to wait. So I'd duck off into an alleyway and throw something together with the ingredients I had in my bag. But that's not very sanitary, you know? So then I started stopping in the restroom before leaving for the weekend and doing my mixing in there, and...
No, I know it's 2 o'clock on a Tuesday and not the end of the day on Friday, and I know you've caught me making a margarita at my desk and not in the bathroom. I was going to get to that part, but you didn't let me finish! Yeesh!
Features
- 18 ounce mug with 11,000 rpm motor creates a vortex at a push of a button and mixes your drink
- Completely blends any type of powder instantly, won’t leave clumps of powder
- Easy to clean, add water and a drop of soap into Vortex and turn it on and within 30 seconds it will be clean
- Great for making protein shakes, Crystal Light, energy drinks, baby formula, cocktails, eggs, marinades, dressings, Jello, juices, or mixing cream and sugar for coffee
- Leak proof lid
- 2 1/2” diameter base, fits in most car cup holders
- BPA free
Warranty: 1 Year Woodbolt International
Specs
Glass height (without lid) | 6 3/4” |
Glass height (with lid) | 7 3/4” |
Materials | Stainless Steel and Acrylic |
Power | 2 AAA Batteries (Included) |
In the box:
- (2) Vortex 18oz. Portable Mixers
- (2) Acrylic Lids
- (4) AAA Batteries
Specs
Glass height (without lid) | 6 3/4” |
Glass height (with lid) | 7 3/4” |
Materials | Stainless Steel and Acrylic |
Power | 2 AAA Batteries (Included) |
In the box:
- (2) Vortex 18oz. Portable Mixers
- (2) Acrylic Lids
- (4) AAA Batteries
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