What does your choice of Vornado Flippi Personal Fan color say about you, other than the fact that you’re a little warm? Let’s ask the colors themselves!

Turquoise: Hi, I’m Raindrop! When you buy me you’re saying you like your desktop cooling with a splash of fun! Note: no liquids are actually included.

Dark Blue: Yo, I’m Midnight, the Vornado Flippi fan for 24 hour party people! Keep cool no matter what time it is!

Raspberry: I’m Raspberry, and I’m made for people who are passiona-

Red: No, no. No, you don’t.

Raspberry: What? What are you talking about?

Red: Passion. That’s my angle. Get your own.

Raspberry: What, you own the concept of passion now? Get out of here.

Dark Blue: Guys, look, there’s no reason to get, like-

Red: Well, Passion is the cheesy color name that Vornado gave me. So yeah, you might say Passion has my name written on it. Pick some other concept, dude.

Raspberry: Man, screw you, man. Everybody knows raspberries are considered the passion fruit.

Red: No, passion fruit is considered the passion fruit.

Raspberry: Whaaat? There’s no fruit just called “passion fruit”!

Red: There totally is! See how much you know about passion?

Raspberry: I know there’s no such thing as a passion fruit.

Dark Blue: Actually, there is. Here, I looked it up on Wikipedia on my phone. Look.

Raspberry: Man, anybody can edit that. Anyway, what matters is, I’m the most passionate color of Vornado Flippi fan, so all y’all can eat wind. Now where was I? Oh, yeah. I’m Raspberry, and I’m made for people who-

Red: You say it and I’ll kill you.

Turquoise: Oh my God! He’s got a gun!

Dark Blue: Now, now, uh, everybody just, uh, let’s stay calm here…

Red: Go on, say it. Say how passionate you are and see what happens.

Raspberry: Whoa, whoa, OK, OK. Jeez. Uh, I’m Raspberry, and uh, I’m for, uh, people who like the sweet taste of fresh air. OK? Happy now?

Red: Damn right.

Dark Blue: All right. All right. Everybody just, uh, take a deep breath and let’s get back to work.

Turquoise: Red, man, what the hell? Were you really going to shoot him over this crap? Seriously? That’s crazy!

Red: You say it’s crazy. I say it’s passionate.

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