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Honey, don’t worry. I know the York house getting burglarized was scary business, but I’ve installed this refurbished Uniden 3-Camera Wireless Security Surveillance System in our home. We’re totally safe now!
“Tom I appreciate you going to such lengths, I do, but are you sure this is all necessary? And shouldn’t the cameras face out?”
No, that’s a pretty common mistake in thinking, Cindy. See, before they committed that terrible deed those robbers were living among us, walking our streets, acting like they were people. Why the next robber could be you, or Kaylee, or even old man Garrett. Now I know it’s a little inconvenient right now, but I promise you’ll get used to being constantly monitored in no time! And sure, it’s a teeny tiny sacrifice in terms of your personal privacy, but think of how much safer we’ll be!
“Well I DO want to feel safe again.”
Exactly!
“But why can’t we look at fixing the root of the problem? Why not start equalizing some of the social inequities in this country that force some people into corners with no education and therefore no career options so that they have to turn to crime?”
What the HELL did you just say?
“I’m just saying I don’t believe people are inherently robbers. I think they adapt to extraordinarily tough situations and resort to crime as a last resort. Maybe if they had more of a chance they wouldn’t have to do that. Maybe if we reached out to people in our neighborhood they would see we’re nice people and wouldn’t WANT to rob us. Maybe if we hosted social events and were more friendly-”
No! NO! I will not have the Washington household involved in this patchouli-smelling hippie love fest you’re planning! People outside the walls of this house are SCARY! They want to HURT US! They shop at different stores and watch different TV shows! Some of them DON’T EVEN WATCH TV! There’s no way we can relate to them and if we try to get to know them we’ll only be exposing ourselves as vulnerable to the first attack!
“Is that really how you see the world?”
Yes! BECAUSE I’M A REALIST!
“So then why are we pointing the cameras IN our house? If everyone’s so terrible shouldn’t you have installed this thing on the outside? It’s indoor AND outdoor. I saw the box.”
Because to be honest Cindy, you’ve been asking a lot of pointed questions that make me feel like you’re against this household entirely.
“I’ve been married to you for 36 years, I’m not AGAINST the household! I’m just questioning-”
See? Right there. QUESTIONING. Always questioning. It’s not healthy, Cindy. A household can’t run if the members are always troubling each other with questions. Sometimes you have to recognize that you selected me as husband to make the tough choices and do the dirty work so you don’t have to worry your pretty little head.
“Are you insane? Are we re-living the Red Scare? What the hell are you talking about?”
I don’t like the look of that blouse, Cindy. Step inside the backscatter scanner.
“When did you install-”
I’M TRYING TO DEFEND YOUR FREEDOM NOW DO EXACTLY WHAT I TELL YOU TO!
Front View of Monitor
Back View of Monitor
Front View of Indoor Camera on Stand
Back View of Indoor Camera on Stand
"I always feel like somebody's watching me..."
Back View of Outdoor Camera on Stand
Remote Control
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Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Condition: Refurbished
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Inset photo credit: 7802947@N02
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