Wait! Put down that taco! You don’t know where that thing’s been. Take control of the means of taco-shell production with this seven-piece Ultrex Taco Shell Set. BYODF (bring your own deep-fryer).

I can’t tell you what I saw that day. For one thing, they made me sign papers promising that I wouldn’t. But even if they let me talk about it, I don’t think I could stand to go through it again. I wish Mr. Spock or Miss Cleo or somebody could just wipe away all of those horrible memories. But try as I might, I’ll never forget my visit to the taco-shell factory.

It goes without saying that I’ve made my own taco shells ever since. The Ultrex Taco Shell Set includes tools for dipping shells and bowls into my deep-fryer (not included). I like the nice, long handles, which keep my hands from getting seared by the splattering oil. If only I’d had some tool to keep my brain from getting seared by the horrors of that factory. I mean, my kitchen isn’t the cleanest in the world. But unlike that taco-shell plant, the only acceptable level of rat feces in my “factory” is zero.

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