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The NoPhone

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Features

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The NoPhone is a fake phone for people addicted to real phones. It has no data plan, no camera, no battery, no Wi-Fi but is completely toilet-bowl resistant. It's the perfect phone for someone who uses their phone too much.

No Wi-Fi. No Camera. No Phone.
With a thin, light and completely wireless design, the NoPhone acts as a surrogate to any smart mobile device, enabling you to always have a rectangle of smooth, cold plastic to clutch without forgoing any potential engagement with your direct environment.

Award Winning!
The NoPhone is a technology-free alternative to constant hand-to-phone contact that allows you to stay connected with the real world. The NoPhone was awarded #1 Useless Gadget of 2015, beating out the Apple Watch.

Hacker-resistant. Toilet-bowl resistant.
Enjoy peace of mind knowing your bank account information and overall reputation within your community is protected. NoPhone NoOS is specifically designed to be 100% hacker resistant through no data storage technology. You can also drop it in a toilet, making it the best phone on the market today.

Breakthrough No Camera.
The NoPhone rear facing 0-Megapixel camera is designed to resemble the same high-resolution camera people use to take pictures of food, pets and privates. Rest assured, they will never save or share on Facebook.

Eternal Battery Life.
You'll never need to charge your NoPhone because it's just a piece of plastic and you don't need to charge a piece of plastic.

Read the FAQ from their KickStarter page.

 

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Specs

Dimensions:   5.5 x 2.6 x 0.2 inches

 

In the box:

(1) The NoPhone
 

Specs

Dimensions:   5.5 x 2.6 x 0.2 inches

 

In the box:

(1) The NoPhone
 

Sales Stats

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The NoPhone
$7.99 Sold Out Toys & Games
$7.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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