Looking for Mr. Goodspine
FALSE ADVERTISING, WOOT! Your photo of the Teeter SpinalStretch seems to be saying that this back stretcher is a favorite of fit, lean twentysomething ladies who sort of look like Rashida Jones from a certain angle. DON'T BELIEVE IT, GUYS!
After approaching over 30 such ladies in public, leading to more arrests (three) than hookups (zero), I can definitively state that NO women are enticed by the possibility of lower-spine decompression, lumbar relief, and alignment of vertebrae with a stranger! Not even a handsome stranger who drives his own cherried-out 2001 Isuzu VehiCROSS and who has worked on street teams for some of the most successful independent recording artists in the Duluth hip-hop scene!
I DEMAND you take down that misleading photo and replace it with an image of an ACTUAL Teeter SpinalStretch customer! The photos I sent you would be acceptable! Yes, I HAVE done some modeling! Thank you for noticing!
Features
SpinalStretch is an effective way to decompress the lower spine and provide an easy and quick back pain solution. Passive, user-controlled traction allows for the perfect stretch to provide relief to lumber aches and pains, rehydrate discs with vital nutrients, and reduce pressure on nerves. This simple to use tool also encourages improved alignment of lumber vertebrae and promotes improved flexibility in the lower back.
- Easy, effective and portable back pain relief
- Provides relief to lumbar aches and pains
- Rehydrates discs
- Reduces pressure on nerves
- Compact and portable
- 100% pre-assembled, no assembly required
- Easy to set up and use
- Comes with a nylon travel bag
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 1 Year Teeter Hang Ups
Specs
Dimensions: 16" x 3.5"
Weight: 4 lbs.
In the box:
(1) Teeter Hang Ups SS-1001 Spinal Stretch Back Stretcher includes:
- Carrying Bag
- Instructional DVD
- User's Manual
Specs
Dimensions: 16" x 3.5"
Weight: 4 lbs.
In the box:
(1) Teeter Hang Ups SS-1001 Spinal Stretch Back Stretcher includes:
- Carrying Bag
- Instructional DVD
- User's Manual
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