A Stanley Ratcheting Driver with Sockets & HEX Keys will help you assemble or disassemble anything. You might even say it’s… fit for a king.

>>XVI has joined the chat<<
Joseph-Michel: Finally!
JEM: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
XVI: WHAT
JEM: i mean where have you been your majesty
XVI: damn right
XVI: i just had some things to take care of
XVI: you know, for the big event
XVI: but i’m back now
XVI: how have you guys been
Joseph-Michel: We’ve been busy!
JEM: you mean I’VE been busy
JEM: i spend ALL DAY with the Stanley Ratcheting Driver with Sockets & HEX Keys
JEM: DOING EVERYTHING
JEM: SWEATING
JEM: and he just sits there drawing and coloring
Joseph-Michel: I’ve been finishing the blueprints.
XVI: YOU MEAN????
Joseph-Michel: Yes your Majesty. Preparations for the Mark III Balloon are almost complete.
XVI: SWEET FRIED SNAIL GENITALS
JEM: that reminds me i brought my lunch today
XVI: WHEN DO I GET TO TRY IT
JEM: my snails?
XVI: no i meant the balloon
XVI: wait where did you get the snails
Joseph-Michel: We’ll be done very soon, your Majesty. The Stanley Ratcheting Driver with Sockets & HEX Keys is making it very easy.
JEM: that snail place on second and maple
XVI: by the froglegateria?
Joseph-Michel: There’s a 16 bit set with both square and Philips head bits, plus star head bits, five metric ratchets, five SAE ratchets, even a belt clip.
JEM: ya there
XVI: how did you get in they’re so exclusive
JEM: i know a guy
JEM: i also got some of that armadillo uterus pudding that’s supposed to be so good
XVI: wow, really?
XVI: that’s all the salons can talk about lately
Joseph-Michel: Plus the 9 piece metric T-folding hex key set. It folds up neatly so I can carry it to the hangar. And did I mention the tri-ratcheting reversable T-shaped driver with handle storage built right in?
JEM: oh you have to try it
JEM: it’s so delicate
JEM: like a balloon in your mouth
XVI: mmmmmmmmmmm
XVI: say, have you ever tried ortolan?
Joseph-Michel: Oh, there’s also that nine piece SAE T-folding hex key set too. So, basically, we’ve got everything we need to finish on schedule.
JEM: only in sausage
XVI: WHEN THE MARK III IS COMPLETE WE WILL PLUCK THEM FROM THE SKY WITH OUR BARE FINGERS
JEM: awesome
Joseph-Michel: Does this mean I’ll need to add a stove?
XVI: wait, there’s no stove?
XVI: was it in the way of the bowling alley?
Joseph-Michel: We had to take out the bowling alley.
XVI: NO BOWLING ALLEY????
JEM: SEE THAT’S WHAT I TOLD HIM TOO
Joseph-Michel: You also wanted me to keep the ball pit.
XVI: YOU EVEN TOOK OUT THE BALL PIT??
Joseph-Michel: Your Majesty, you must consider the laws of physics.
JEM: i tried to warn him
XVI: i demand to see these so-called plans before you go any further
XVI: come to my office and we’ll go over everything
Joseph-Michel: Fine.
Joseph-Michel: They’re under the Stanley Ratcheting Driver with Sockets & HEX Keys back in the hanger, I’ll go get them.
JEM: I’LL MAKE SURE HE’S THERE, MY KING
XVI: rockin
XVI: and don’t forget my pudding

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