It can be hard being the youngest. It looks like everyone ran off to have fun and left you with a Sonic Impact i-P23 Portable Speakers for iPod. Sure, it’s nice, but maybe you could have been included

Hey, Sellout. Hey, whatcha doing all hidden away like this?

nothin’

I thought we were going to talk about the Sonic Impact i-P23 Portable Speakers for iPod. You still want to do that?

universal built in docking stations are stupid

I thought you liked universal built in docking stations. Hey buddy, are you jealous about your big brother turning four?

no i just don’t care about maxxbass-boosting technology any more

Aw, c’mere, Sellout. Oooff you’re gettin’ big there, buddy! Listen, Sellout, just because we have a party for your big brother, it doesn’t mean we don’t still love you too.

nobody ever comes here anyway

That’s not true! That’s not true at all! Didn’t we put the 80 Gig Zune over here first? Didn’t we run the iPod Touch here before we sold it anywhere else? Don’t we do some of our best and most experimental writing over here? Shouldn’t people be telling their friends to come and look to raise traffic on a regular basis?

no

Aww, you’re gonna be stubborn, huh?

am not

Are too.

Am not!

ARE TOO!

AM NOT!

Hey, sellout, I got an idea. Tomorrow morning let’s get up early and set the Sonic Impact i-P23 Portable Speakers for iPod’s built in alarm clock function and wake up your mother with the power of the twin Neodymium Speakers. Then we can hide in the closet and watch as she tries to smash through the damage resistant casing. Think that’ll be funny?

Yeah! Hahahaha! Yeah! Yeah!

And then you and me, Sellout.woot, are gonna go down to the old fishin’ hole. Just you and me. Because you’re just as special as our main site, sellout. And don’t you ever let anyone tell you different.

can I still go to the birthday party

Of course you can, Sellout. Of course you can.

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