Aw, Aunt Brenda, it’s just what I wanted! How did you know I was into Explosive Ordnance Disposal?

No, no, it’s wonderful, really! I can’t think of a better gift. Sure, the video game system I specifically asked for that my wife bought me is okay, I guess. And the pedometer and fitness gear that Mom and Dad gave me because I, you know, run as a hobby were thoughtful, certainly. But this? This is truly a gift I didn’t even know I wanted until the second I opened it. I mean, wow.

You didn’t know what to get me, you say? I never would’ve known! I mean, I’ve never once to my knowledge ever expressed an interest in having a multi-tool, let alone this SOG PowerLock EOD Multi-Tool, it’s true. You, however, were able to see that special place in my soul that was missing the plier gripping, wire cutting, and wire crimping power that only its compound leverage can provide. I was lost, unable to admit to myself that what I truly needed in my life was a crimper device that produces non-flaring, high pull out strength crimps that meet government fuse well specifications! Now that I am faced with all of the handy multi-tool components sitting here in my hand, with a stylish leather sheath no less, I can finally claim victory in the silent struggle I’ve been dealing with for so long.

Thank you, Aunt Brenda. I will treasure this forever. In fact, I know just the right place way in the back of the closet to store this until I need it. Just so it doesn’t get damaged or lost, you understand. After all, I’d hate for it to be like I never got it in the first place.

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