That’s It, All The Parodies Have Been Done
. – Hi, I’m a period!
… – And I’m an ellipsis…
. – I’m very straight-forward and direct.
… – I kind of hint at things without ever really committing…
. – But, for some reason, I never get noticed.
… – People always stare at me and wonder what I’m hiding…
. – But I’m not giving up!
. – I’m getting a Smooth Fitness CE 8.0LC Elliptical Trainer!
… – Whatever, you gotta be born with this kinda style…
. – A Smooth Fitness CE 8.0LC Elliptical Trainer is stable and strong.
. – It’s got a back-lit computer and tracks distance and speed.
… – You’re too concrete, baby…
… – Ellipsising’s about being, you know, free…
. – It also gives you options by age or gender or calories.
. – And there are built-in speakers!
… – Oh, good, you can listen to commercial radio like a loser…
. – Actually, it has a line-in jack.
. – So I can listen to whatever music I want.
. – Even the very latest pre-releases.
… – Pre-releases?
. – Yeah, I’ve found some new stuff.
. – You heard of Kurt Vile? He’s really good.
… – Who?
. – This Smooth Fitness CE 8.0 Elliptical Trainer, it changes you…
. – Really brings out, you know, your inner self…
.. – After a few weeks, you really start to feel more in shape…
… – Hey, wait a minute, what’s going on with you?
… – Is that an extra dot?
.. – Oh, hey… look at that… guess I’m reachin’ my goal at last…
… – What? What? WHAT???
… – Man. This is so. Not. Cool.
.. – Hey, I’ll make you a dub of Smoke Ring For My Halo…
.. – You know, right after my work out…
.. – Can’t stop before I reach the top, man…
… – Shut up.
… – Just shut up.
Features
Warranty: Lifetime Smooth Fitness Warranty on Frame/Motor – 10 Years on Parts/Electronics – 2 Year In-Home Service
Condition: New
Features:
- The Smooth CE 8.0LC Elliptical Trainer is a stable, heavy duty trainer for in home or light commercial use
- With a maximum weight of 400lbs, the CE 8.0LC is a durable elliptical that can withstand heavy daily use
- Lifetime Smooth Fitness Warranty on Frame and Braking System, 10 years on all Parts & Electronics and 2 years of In-Home service
- With innovative touch panel technology, the CE 8.0LC offers an advanced computer with a back-lit LCD screen and an integrated reading rack
- Display readouts include time, speed, RPM, distance, watt, calories, pulse, resistance level, sex, age, height, weight & target heart rate
- The included Wireless Heart Rate Monitor will automatically adjust the resistance of your workout according to your preferred heart rate settings
- This elliptical trainer includes over-sized, cushioned foot pedals, a heavy-duty smooth-action flywheel, and a long 21” stride, all with a magnetic braking system
- 21 Challenging Preset Exercise Programs – 1 manual program, 12 preset programs, 4 heart rate programs, 1 watt control program, 1 personal program, 1 random program and 1 pulse recovery program
- The Smooth CE 8.0LC offers an MP3 connection with speakers and integrated volume buttons for you to work out to your favorite music while getting an intense full body workout
- The adjustable integrated reading rack console makes the screen easy to read from any angle no matter your height
- Tilt and Go Transport Wheels provide easy movement of the CE 8.0LC to move your machine
- Get a full upper body workout with moving handlebars to help you reach your fitness goals on one versatile machine
- The CE 8.0CL offers a convenient water bottle holder for your most intense workouts
Programs & Readouts
- Manual:
- The manual program on the Smooth CE 8.0LC elliptical allows you to create your own personalized workout, or to simply experiment - 12 Preset Programs:
- Exercising for longer periods of time at a reduced level of intensity encourages your body to burn more calories and fat
- Preset levels are optimal for this routine, but are completely customizable to suit any fitness level - 4 Heart Rate Programs:
- The elliptical machine determines a preset maximum target heart rate based upon your sex, height, weight and age, or you can adjust it to whatever maximum target workout rate you want
- Once you start, the program takes you through a mild warm-up routine, a powerful workout and a cool-down phase for a complete cardio program - Watt Control:
- Use the preset wattage level or select your own
- Resistance changes automatically during this routine to ensure a constant level of effort
- The effort level can be increased or decreased during the workout - Personal Program:
- Create your own work out whether it is a walk in the park or a hike in the mountains you can record you favorite workout and repeat as many times as you like
- As your tastes change or your fitness level increases you can modify these programs to meet your needs - Random Program:
- The Smooth CE 8.0LC offers different program profiles to challenge you through years of use - Pulse Recovery Program:
- Measure the benefit of your workout session, calculating how quickly you return to your resting heart rate after a workout
Technical Specifications:
- Dimensions: 85”L x 26”W x 52”H
- Unit Weight : 304lbs
- Max User Weight: 400lbs
- Computer Display: LCD Touch Screen
- Intensity Levels: 24
- # of Programs: 21
- Stride Length: 21”
- Stride Type: Fixed
- Pedal Type: Over-sized, Cushioned
- Resistance: Magnetic
In the box:
- (1) Smooth Fitness CE 8.0LC Elliptical Trainer
- Assembly Required - Heart Rate Transmitter
- Elastic Strap
- CR2032 3V Lithium Battery
- Rubber O-Ring
- Battery Cover - Owners Manual
Specs
Smooth Fitness CE 8.0LC Commercial Grade Elliptical Trainer 21 Preset Programs & Heart Rate MonitorSpecs
Smooth Fitness CE 8.0LC Commercial Grade Elliptical Trainer 21 Preset Programs & Heart Rate MonitorSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 1h 5m 55.000s
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