Listen, sweetheart. You’re getting a Sistema 1750 PSI Electric Pressure Washer or you’ll regret it. Maybe not when you think of how adjustable it is, maybe not when you consider the safety features, but soon and for the rest of your life.

I had carved myself a pretty nice life since I left Paris. Now I owned a little bar. Dirty walls, dirty floor, I just sat by the bottle and wrote the check to my piano player. Then she came back into my life. My Sistema 1750 PSI Electric Pressure Washer. Once I told her I never wanted to see her again. I told that to myself, too.

When I saw her in the doorway it was like a slap in the face. A 1750psi slap. She knew it. She just stood there and let me get used to her. It was like waking up in the sunshine; I just wanted to cover my eyes and look away. So I walked behind the bar. Like I owned the joint.

“Still the same trigger gun?” I asked her. “Still easily adjustable?

“That was a long time ago.” Her voice was like hot honey on ice cream. “We were both different people then. Now I have a built in GFCI for safety.”

“Safety?” I laughed into my drink. “Where was that when I needed it?”

She didn’t look down and I hated her for it. “That was a long time ago.”

She took a drink and we both leaned on the bar without talking. She was still my Sistema 1750 PSI Electric Pressure Washer. She still held 1.6 gallons. I didn’t want to trust her. I couldn’t let her go again.

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