Drinking Problem
No, Tim, this can’t wait, not even a minute! You’ve got issues, Tim! Serious issues! Ever since you bought those two Sigg Bottles, you’ve just been…
Oh? You have to go to the bathroom? Well, okay. Make it quick.
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What’s taking you so long in there, Tim? Are you seriously still going?
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Okay, all done? Well, anyway what we were saying was… Wait, why are you wiping your mouth after leaving the bathroom? You just drank some more, didn’t you? You brought your ultra lightweight, reusable, aluminum Sigg bottles in there with you, you filled them up, and you chugged them both down in a matter of minutes! Don’t deny it, Tim! We can see the bottles bulging in your pockets!
Look, we know you love your Siggs. We know you love how their ground-breaking interior lining prevents leaching and fights residue build-up. We know you love that they’re easy to clean and…
What? You have to go the the bathroom again? No, we’re not falling for that one, Tim! Not after you just drank two bottles of… oh, yeah, maybe you really do need to go the bathroom again. But leave the Siggs with us!
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Jeez, it takes him forever! Every time!
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Okay, well, where were we, Tim? Oh right: we were saying how we know how much you love the Siggs. We understand! We love your Siggs too! Why wouldn’t we? They’re 100% recyclable and they came with a cool flip cap and cleaning tablets. But enough is enou-
Wait, is that water down your shirt, Tim? Were you drinking straight from the faucet? Jeez, Tim, how low will you stoop? How long before you…
Again, Tim? Ugh! Fine! But this time we’re going in there with you, understand?
Features
Warranty: 5 year SIGG
Condition: New
Features:
- Ultra lightweight, reusable, aluminum bottles
- EcoCare liner is made from BPA-Free and phthalate-free ingredients
- Extruded from a single piece of aluminum, the innovative SIGG Bottle is surprisingly rugged, crack-resistant and completely reusable and recyclable
- Ground-breaking interior lining is 100% effective against leaching and combats residue build-up, which ensures that all you taste is the water, juice or other beverage that you just poured in the bottle, even after its been sitting in the sun
- Easy to clean, just rinse thoroughly under the faucet with warm, soapy water at the end of every day and let it air dry with the top off
- SIGG bottles have been thoroughly tested both in Europe and in the USA to ensure 0.0% leaching so there is absolutely no migration of either the liner or the container into the beverage
- Comes with a loop top bottle cap, which can be secured via hook or carabiner clip to a backpack
- 100% recyclable at the end of its life
- Flip cap is dirt-proof, leak-proof and easy to drink from. Innovative design allows you to drink without ever touching the mouth piece with your fingers
- Comes with (4) SIGG Bottle Clean Tablets, highly effective cleaning tablets specially designed for SIGG Bottles
In the box:
- (2) SIGG 1.0-Liter Aluminum Water Bottles (Random Designs)
- (1) SIGG Bottle Flip Cap (Random Color)
- (4) SIGG Bottle Clean Tablets
Specs
SIGG 1.0-Liter (34oz) Water Bottle (Random Designs)SIGG Bottle Flip Cap & (4) SIGG Bottle Cleaning Tablets
Specs
SIGG 1.0-Liter (34oz) Water Bottle (Random Designs)SIGG Bottle Flip Cap & (4) SIGG Bottle Cleaning Tablets
Sales Stats
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