Pretty sweet Sena ZipBook Leather iPad Case, right? Yeah. Got it to protect “Daddy’s Little Investment”...

No, not my iPad. I’m talking about my Bitcoin mining app! See, it’s the very latest currency, and it’s so awesome, because it allows you to bypass every limitation a normal currency has. You know, like taxes, and regulation, and places you can actually spend it. With Bitcoin, you’ve got PURE money, the way money was intended to be! And it comes out of nowhere, which is the BEST kind of where there is!

Of course, I don’t mine very many Bitcoins on my iPad, but at least I know that I’ve always got it with me if anyone asks. Thanks to my Sena ZipBook Leather iPad Case, my iPad looks classy and becomes so easy to carry. Can those guys who own a bar of gold say the same thing about THEIR wealth? If I stopped Ron Paul and said “What’s so great about the gold standard?” could he take out a lovely clamshell designed holder with flexible straps and show me an actual gold bar inside? I don’t think he could!

And yet, if prompted, I could unfold the rich Napa leather and show anyone that I’ve made… oo, point zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero eight tenths of a Bitcoin in the last week. Sure, it won’t buy me a car today, but once adopted as the global currency, just imagine how much that amount of Bitcoin will be worth! Heck, that might be a week’s wage! Or the cost of a pretty pony! Which is good, because my Mom and Dad had to sell mine to cover the electrical bill for some reason. I named one of my main Bitcoin rigs “Ol’ Paint” in his memory, it pretty much runs 24/7.

Anyway, the Sena ZipBook Leather iPad Case is the height of classy, and in a field like internet banking, looks matter, right? That’s why I’m hoping to find a clothing store that accepts Bitcoin so I can get a brand new suit to wear to my meeting with the United Nations. Okay, well, it’s really just a school trip, but I’m sure I can sneak away and start talking to some ambassadors or something. You see, if I can just get one nation to drop the United States dollar and switch to Bitcoin, it’ll really validate my… oh, hang on, I think I just heard…

YES! I just hit point zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero nine Bitcoins! If only I could find a liquor store that accepted them, I’d be able to pop open some champagne!

Back to top