Last time we had a Seagate Barracuda 7200.10 750GB SATA/300 7200RPM 16MB Hard Drive for sale, we made a bunch of jokes about the band Heart. Our boss says we can’t do that again. Boy, this job is HARD

What can we say about this Seagate Barracuda 7200.10 750GB SATA/300 7200RPM 16MB Hard Drive? Nothing that isn’t in the name. So we’re just going to have to talk about the secret meanings in the name “Seagate Barracuda”. And for secret meanings, we’re gonna need anagrams.

The first thing we find is that “Cats Are A Baud Ague”. For those who don’t know, an ague is a fever marked by paroxysms of chills, fever and sweating that recurs and regular intervals. And paroxysms aren’t some new kind of text message, they’re spasms, fits, outbursts and convulsions. And that’s what you’ll probably have when you find out the Seagate Barracuda 7200.10 750GB SATA/300 7200RPM 16MB Hard Drive has 750 GB of space. All that room for your stupid useless data! Don’t fool yourself, no one wants that torrent of owl noises set to breakbeats.

Our next anagram is “A Bra Ad, Tear Gas Cue”. We think this is a strange reference to the use of force to keep bad influences out of society. So the Clean Sweep feature will come in handy there. It’ll automatically calibrate your hard drive every time you boot up. And there’s Enhanced G-Force, which should be popular with the anime fans.

The last anagram we found was “Sarge, A Tuba Carade”. This makes one think of a young soldier with a speech impediment happy to see the parade going past. Can’t you imagine the proud sergeant, knowing he helps a young man make something of himself against all odds? It’s almost like a company refurbishment, which, incidentally, this Seagate Barracuda 7200.10 750GB SATA/300 7200RPM 16MB Hard Drive has undergone. But it wasn’t just some jerk in a gas station, no way. This drive was rebuilt by an authentic Seagate jerk. A jerk with credentials. Who else can offer that?

We hope this little look into the secret meaning of words has proved enlightening, and that you’ll enjoy your new Seagate Barracuda 7200.10 750GB SATA/300 7200RPM 16MB Hard Drive.

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