Announcing the first-ever cat-video-exclusive TV.

Here at Sansui, we're tapped into Internet culture. And when we created our 19" 720p LCD TV we knew people would be watching YouTube videos on it, because who watches actual TV anymore? Our engineers went the extra mile to ensure that the TV optimizes web videos, by making it the first cat-video-specific viewing device on the market.

Sure, the monitor's got full 720p HD capabilities with a 1000:1 dynamic contrast ratio. But what really sets it apart is the way it emphasizes the unique features of the feline body. Every whisker and matted ball of fur comes to life in all its vivid detail. It's almost like you're in the room with the cat, having an allergic reaction!

Plus, the TV uses a patented algorithm to remove all the distracting, non-cat-related aspects of a video. For instance, if a cat is sitting on a couch in a funny position, bathing itself, the 19" Sansui TV automatically removes the couch, leaving you with unadulterated cat goodness.

Sure, critics may point out that 19" is pretty small for a TV nowadays, and that it's not as crisp as a computer monitor. True, true. They may also harp on the fact that this TV ONLY displays cats - also true. But Sansui is a forward-looking company, and we expect that by 2013 there will be nothing else to watch EXCEPT cat videos. Then you'll be the one hosting big cat-watching parties with all your buddies.

Inset photo courtesy of ihasb33r under the Creative Commons License.

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