They Just Want Someone
They don’t understand. Nobody understands.
Yeah.
They say “Oh, Sandisk Sansa M240 1GB MP3 Player with FM Tuner, you’re so pretty, why would you want to ruin that pretty face by painting it pink?” I figure nobody wants me anyway, who cares, right?
Yeah, they want to label you so you can conform. That’s why I went for silver. It’s ironic because I look like the machine I’m not part of.
Is that what ironic means?
I don’t care about what their stupid irony means. That’s just another fascist rule they force down your throat. They have their woot offs and their bread and circuses and nothing else matters. What a joke.
They want me to be more like my stupid sister iRene. She can’t do anything wrong. She’s so thin and shiny.
She is pretty hot, though.
Ew, gross!
Just saying.
Maybe I shouldn’t have been refurbished at all. Maybe they should have just thrown me out.
Remember back when we were kids? The teachers would say “Sandisk Sansa M240 1GB MP3 Player with FM Tuner, you’ve got a gig of space, you’ve got so much potential!” What a joke.
I used to use my built-in voice recorder all the time. They said I was good at it. But they never say that to me now. That’s what the world is all about, who can let you down first. Nobody really cares.
They just leave you all alone to rot on the shelf. The system can’t handle change. You tip over the cages and the animals come out. They can’t handle life without their fascist cages. What a joke.
It’s funny. I used to think there was a place in this world for someone like me. But I guess I’m just no good to anyone. But, who cares, right? I sure don’t. I sure don’t.
Features
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Features:
- 1GB of memory plays back over 16 hours of MP3 (32 hours of WMA) music (over 240 MP3/480 WMA songs)*
- Supports Microsoft PlaysForSure Downloads and Subscription
- Up to 19 hours continuous playback using one AAA Battery* (included) * Based on standard playback, 128 Kb MP3 files
- Support for MP3, WMA, and DRM WMA and Audible file formats
- FM tuner (20 preset stations)
- No FM-tuner is available in Europe
- Voice recording w/built-in microphone
- Choose to play your favorite track repeatedly, in random sequence, or play all the songs continuously
- Hi-speed USB 2.0 connects to almost any computer for hi-speed music transfer (backwards compatible to USB 1.1 ports)
- Comes with sleek carrying case and armband to protect your player and keep your hands free
- Indigo backlit LCD provides ID3 Tag information (v.1 and 2) * Playback at 128 kbps MP3, 64 kbps WMA. Capacity reduced when formatted
- What’s Included: Sandisk Sansa E240 Player, USB Cable, Earbud Headphones, Clear Carry Case and Armband
Specs
SanDisk Sansa M249 1GB MP3 Player w/ FM Tuner SDMX-1024Specs
SanDisk Sansa M249 1GB MP3 Player w/ FM Tuner SDMX-1024Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 35.000s
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