Just because it’s not as flashy as the iPod, don’t pass this Sandisk Sansa Clip 2GB MP3 Player by. It’s got an FM Radio and it tries harder.

Hey. HEY! HEY, I’M TALKIN’... I’M TALKIN’ AT YOU! HEY! Yeah, you, come sit… come sit over here. Have a drink with ol’Sandisk Sansa Clip 2GB MP3 Player. Let me tell you a story.

You know… you ever been in love? Ain’t nothin’... nothin’ like it in the world. Made me feel like 2GB was all I needed. And then, you know what? You know what? Just vanished. Poof! Right like that. Heh heh. Poof!

See, you know what people want? People want branding. They want to impress people. Nobody cares about playing WMA files. Nobody. You play the same MP3, you play the same WAV, you play every Audible file, you even got an FM Tuner! And still, they wanna show off the logo. They want to impress people. “It’s not you, Sandisk Sansa Clip 2GB MP3 Player, it’s me!”

You wannanother? Go on, go on. I save people money. Not like that iPod. All it knows how to do is take. And people just eat it up. “Oh, iPod, you’re so much better than the Sandisk Sansa Clip 2GB MP3 Player!” But I don’t care. I don’t need them. They think they’re so great just because they’ve never been refurbished. Who needs ‘em?

One day, one day, they’re all gonna be sorry. When that iPod starts feeling obsolete and runs off to have a midlife crisis… aw, who am I kidding? I ain’t in that league. I’m just what people settle for when they can’t get an Apple. Hey, I ain’t bringing you down or nothing, am I? You’re all right. You know that? You’re a regular person. Have another, on me.

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