Remember, remember the Fourth of December / The things that you already have not. / I can think of no Four Pack of Sandisk 512mb Memory Stick Pros / that should not immediately be bought.

If you’ve been on the internet long enough to wish we’d made that i capital, you know the name of Alan Moore. He’s the author of such movies as REMOVED AT WRITER’S REQUEST and REMOVED AT WRITER’S REQUEST and the classic REMOVED AT WRITER’S REQUEST. To the best of our knowledge, Mr. Moore has never been involved with the Sandisk 512mb Memory Stick Pro 4 Pack, but we certainly would like to suggest to him that it is the sort of thing that he might enjoy.

First of all, the Sandisk 512mb Memory Stick Pro 4 Pack is equipped with MagicGate technology. This fusion of science and the black arts is the very sort of thing that has always caught his artistic eye. Secondly, the Sandisk 512mb Memory Stick Pro 4 Pack only works with Memory Stick Pro enabled devices. Some might say this is a forgotten format, but let’s be honest, forgotten is what Alan Moore uses best. And if he’s not interested we think we can get Grant Morrison. If we think hard enough, it’ll come true!

Thirdly, when added together, the Sandisk 512mb Memory Stick Pro 4 Pack is slightly over two gigs of memory. On something like this, Mr. Moore would surely have more than enough room for all of his self-composed music, with maybe a little space left over for his “People I Will Never Work With Again” list. Come to think of it, you might want to pick up a box of these yourself, Harlan Ellison.

Finally, the Sandisk 512mb Memory Stick Pro 4 Pack has a high-speed data transfer rate that can even handle DVD-Quality video. There’s not a chance this will ever get used, mind you, unless maybe by Dave Gibbons, but it can’t hurt to know it is there.

We can’t go back and un-invent the comic book trade paperback, although we would if we could, Mr. Moore. All we can do is point out the poor little Sandisk 512mb Memory Stick Pro 4 Pack that could benefit from your attention. I mean, if you can make Supreme interesting, you can save anything!

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