Powerful men have powerful appetites. And they need powerful devices like the Samsung Q1 Mobile PC with Keyboard. If they spent more time taking advantage of its full suite of computing features, maybe they’d still have jobs.

“Thanks, Rochelle. Sorry about, uh, you know. Thanks for being a good sport about it. Oh, you’ll definitely be hearing from me again. Bye bye now.”

Ah, that was nice. Just what I needed. Now I feel refreshed and relaxed. Focused. The old steamroller’s ready to get rolling again. Ready to head back to Albany and take on the entrenched special interests that the voters elected me to fight. Now, let me check my schedule for tonight- wait. Wait a minute. Where’s my Samsung Q1 Ultra Mobile PC with Keyboard?

“Uh, driver? Pull over a minute here.”

I could’ve sworn – no, no, it’s not in my attache – maybe in my briefcase? I can’t let it fall into the wrong hands. The 34GB hard drive contains too many secrets. With its Windows XP tablet functionality, wireless 802/11b/g capability, and Intel Celeron M processor, it’s been so useful I’ve taken it with me everywhere. And I do mean everywhere. I’m just glad that the 7” wide-format touchscreen LCD can’t talk. Damn! Not in my briefcase, either!

“Listen, driver, we’re going to need to turn back and go to, uh, where we just were. OK?”

Alright, now. Stay cool. They run a discreet business back there. Their whole business depends on keeping secrets. They wouldn’t rat out one of their best customers. We’ll just head back, get the Samsung Q1, and everything’ll be- damn, phone ringing.

“This is the Gov…yeah, hi…You’re with the Times, you say?...I’m not going to answer that question. That’s ridiculous. To think that a man of my position would do something so- oh, you do?...A Samsung Q1 with my email and appointment calendar on it?...A USB keyboard, too, you say?...Uh, no comment. Goodbye.”

Unbelievable. How could the Club do this to me? I guess I should’ve paid my bills on time.

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