Blu-Ray players are like the attractive successful versions of DVD players. 

Like Brad versus me, for example. Brad has nicer clothes than me and a better job and he's married and has two really cool kids, and I'm single and have three cats - who I love (Snookems, Torrance, and Pedro, you guys are the best!) - but it's still not the same time.

But what did Brad do to deserve this? Nothing, really. He just got lucky. And his dad being rich didn't hurt either really. Sure he worked hard and got into an Ivy League school, but you think that has nothing to do with the fact that the library has his last name on it? Fat chance! Me, I took a more creative approach to my work in high school that not all of my teachers could fully grasp and didn't get into an ivy league school and for some reason that means Brad is better than me?

Why don't you show me the numbers - aside from the grades, SAT scores, or number hours spent volunteering - that prove Brad deserves what he got and not ME? Why don't you PROVE to me that BRAD doesn't have any SKELETONS IN HIS CLOSET?! HUH?!? WHY DON'T YOU JUST FRIGGIN' TRY!

SO YEAH, WHATEVER BLU-RAY PLAYER! I'M STICKING WITH DVD BECAUSE IT LEAST IT UNDERSTANDS ME AND WHAT'S MORE-

Oh wow! Look at that picture! 

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