Deliscious!
It's got a top, a bottom, and something in the middle. Gotta be a sandwich, right? So take a bite. Oh crap! Not a sandwich at all! It's a laptop, you idiot! A Samsung 17.3" Quad-Core i7 Laptop with 8GB DDR3 memory, and 1 terabyte of hard drive space! So, what do you do now? Well, that depends on how it tastes.
If it tastes good:
- Take another bite. Maybe you just enjoyed the thrill of tasting something new and the second bite will set you straight. But if it doesn't, if after a second bite, it still tastes good, then…
- Eat the rest of it. A laptop with two bites out of it is no use to anyone. Best to use it up. How do you feel? Good? Full? Happy? Well, that means…
- You should probably open a laptop food truck. Think about it! Nobody else is doing it, so you'll have the laptop food truck market cornered. And don't worry about the price. If these dummies will pay 20 bucks for a burger made in the back of a van, they'll pay a couple hundos for laptop mac n' cheese or whatever. Once the business is up and running…
- Add more trucks! Build a whole fleet! You want a laptop food truck on every street corner in the city. From there, you should…
- Sit back and take a swim in your pool of gold coins!
If it tastes bad:
- Spit it out! Jeez, I can't believe I have to tell you this stuff!
Features
- Powered by the latest Intel® 3rd generation Core™ i7-3630QM quad-core processor for responsive multitasking performance and energy efficiency in whatever you choose to do
- Last longer, use less power, and warm up quicker with the unique 17.3" HD+ LED-backlit display
- 8GB DDR3 memory - For multitasking power
- 1TB SATA hard drive has plenty of space to store your digital albums, music library and rich media files
- USB 3.0 has transmission speeds of up to 5 Gbit/s, which is 10 times faster than USB 2.0
- Enhanced viewing with the integrated Intel HD 4000 graphics
- SuperMulti DVD±RW drive - watch movies on your computer; read and write CDs and DVDs in multiple formats
- Connect to a broadband modem or router with wired Ethernet, or wirelessly connect to a Wi-Fi signal or hotspot with the built-in 802.11b/g/n wireless connection
- Easily link with other Bluetooth-enabled devices, such as a mobile phone or MP3s players
- With a single touch of the power button, Fast Start technology brings you right to the internet or into favorite programs almost instantly
- Windows® 8 Makes the things you do every day easier
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Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
Specifications: | |
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Processor: | Intel Core i7-3630QM (2.4GHz) |
Processor Core: | Quad-Core |
Screen Size: | 17.3" |
Aspect Ratio: | 16:9 |
Resolution: | 1600 x 900 |
Display Type: | HD+ LED-backlit |
Graphics: | Intel HD 4000 (Up to 1664MB) |
Memory: | 8GB DDR3 (8GB max) |
Hard Drive: | 1TB SATA (5400rpm) |
Optical Drive: | SuperMulti DVD±RW |
Network: | 10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet |
Wireless: | 802.11b/g/n |
Bluetooth: | 4.0 |
Card Reader: | 3-in-1 Card Reader (SD, SDHC, SDXC) |
Battery: | 6-Cell Lithium-Ion |
Speakers: | Built-in 1.5W x 2 |
Sound: | SoundAlive |
Webcam: | 1.3MP HD |
Microphone: | Yes |
Keyboard: | Full-Size Island-Style with Numeric Keypad |
Pointing Device: | Touch Pad (Scroll Scope, Flat Type) |
I/O Ports: | |
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HDMI: | 1 |
USB 3.0: | 2 |
USB 2.0: | 2 |
VGA: | 1 |
RJ-45: | 1 |
Microphone-in: | 1 |
Headphone-out: | 1 |
Operating System: | |
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Genuine Windows 8 (64-bit) |
Power: | |
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60W AC Adapter 6-Cell 48WHr Lithium-Ion Battery |
Dimensions: | |
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16.19"(W) x 1.39"(H) x 10.64"(D) |
Weight: | |
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6.17 lbs |
In the box:
- Samsung NP350E7C-A01US Quad-Core Laptop with 17.3" HD+ LED Display
- 6-Cell Lithium-Ion Battery
- AC Adapter
Specs
Specifications: | |
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Processor: | Intel Core i7-3630QM (2.4GHz) |
Processor Core: | Quad-Core |
Screen Size: | 17.3" |
Aspect Ratio: | 16:9 |
Resolution: | 1600 x 900 |
Display Type: | HD+ LED-backlit |
Graphics: | Intel HD 4000 (Up to 1664MB) |
Memory: | 8GB DDR3 (8GB max) |
Hard Drive: | 1TB SATA (5400rpm) |
Optical Drive: | SuperMulti DVD±RW |
Network: | 10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet |
Wireless: | 802.11b/g/n |
Bluetooth: | 4.0 |
Card Reader: | 3-in-1 Card Reader (SD, SDHC, SDXC) |
Battery: | 6-Cell Lithium-Ion |
Speakers: | Built-in 1.5W x 2 |
Sound: | SoundAlive |
Webcam: | 1.3MP HD |
Microphone: | Yes |
Keyboard: | Full-Size Island-Style with Numeric Keypad |
Pointing Device: | Touch Pad (Scroll Scope, Flat Type) |
I/O Ports: | |
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HDMI: | 1 |
USB 3.0: | 2 |
USB 2.0: | 2 |
VGA: | 1 |
RJ-45: | 1 |
Microphone-in: | 1 |
Headphone-out: | 1 |
Operating System: | |
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Genuine Windows 8 (64-bit) |
Power: | |
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60W AC Adapter 6-Cell 48WHr Lithium-Ion Battery |
Dimensions: | |
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16.19"(W) x 1.39"(H) x 10.64"(D) |
Weight: | |
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6.17 lbs |
In the box:
- Samsung NP350E7C-A01US Quad-Core Laptop with 17.3" HD+ LED Display
- 6-Cell Lithium-Ion Battery
- AC Adapter
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