The Rokinon Infra-Vue Light Enhancing Binoculars 7X50 will let you see the streetcar all the way down the block. You’ll know when you have a visitor. Under the Napoleonic code a man should know when someone is in his house. Even in low light.

Darling, I come from a long line of Rokinon Infra-Vue Light Enhancing Binoculars 7X50. I can trace my ancestors all the way back to Galilean optics, if I care to do so. But I was reduced to sharing an apartment with my cousin and some… some day laborer!

I can’t say it wasn’t flattering, the way he’d look right through me. All of the gentlemen callers used to compliment me on my superior optical resolution and my clarity. When I would go to the dances at the country club I was the only one with 7 powers. They would whisper at how I enhanced the naked eye, but you know how young ladies can be. You can’t blame them for being jealous.

Being a Rokinon Infra-Vue Light Enhancing Binoculars 7X50 meant a great deal back then. I don’t think it mattered in a tiny, steaming apartment. I was made for the open spaces. I was military tested. Up to Napoleonic code. It wasn’t so long ago. I had a field of vision that let me see 346 feet from 1000 yards away. Then that… that shirtless oaf thought he could use me like I was a show horse in his personal Easter parade!

I don’t understand the city. Where I came from the Rokinon Infra-Vue Light Enhancing Binoculars 7X50 were to be respected. Well-bred young men would come to the parlor for tea and maybe a stolen moment on the porch when Father wasn’t looking. Those gentlemen would always compliment my ruby coated front objective lenses. They would call me light enhancing. Not just some hussy with night vision by an open window. I had subtlety and grace. Gentlemen admired my neck strap. I was wonderful in low light situations, like dusk or dawn.

Now I’m just empty. That brute took my from my carrying case, then took it all. I don’t even know if my rubber eye cups can still block extraneous light. They said you could be a doctor? A handsome doctor? With glasses? I’m made to accommodate glasses. Wouldn’t you help a Rokinon Infra-Vue Light Enhancing Binoculars 7X50? After all, I’ve always depended on the kindness of strangers.

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