Sometimes products come with videos. Sometimes we mock those videos. 

Check out the AWESOME and RADICAL commercial for this Razor Spark DLX Scooter over in the Features tab while we provide live commentary:

00:04 Awwww man, nothing's more Xtreme than market share data.

00:06 This is an age-old marketing trick to appeal to mothers: Juxtopose images of young children with seemingly out-of-control fire.

00:07 Is this one of those roving scooter gangs that terrorizes abandoned industrial sectors of Detroit?

00:09 "Refillable" is marketing slang for "Constantly running out."

00:17 So they're not only a violent gang, they're arsonists.

00:19 The White Sock Gang. Seriously, guys, what's with all the ankle-length socks? How are you going to impress the ladies with your Razor Scootery if you look like DWEEBS?

00:23 Double compared to what? Non-sparking scooters? Two times nothing is zero.

00:27 "This industrial park is a total sausage fest, guys. Let's roll."

00:30 Ummmm, and from e-retailers who may or may not have been seen backing their truck up to a Target last night.

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