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We would like to announce the completion of our "Multiplayer Behavioral Experiment," a large-scale psychological investigation into individuals' willingness to perform the same actions again and again with very little reward. Thank you very much for participating in what is sure to be a watershed study in human compulsive behavior. 

The findings will be released soon in Nature, but we wanted to thank everybody who participated, and let you know that you do not have to grind obsessively anymore. We are providing all study participants with a Razer Anansi MMO gaming keyboard, which includes macros to help reduce the tedium of leveling up and grinding for resources. 

However, one of the most surprising findings of our study was that individuals seem to legitimately enjoy this Pavlovian reward system. Therefore, instead of immediately shutting down all MMO servers as originally planned, we will keep them up for those individuals who found the experiment "fun." 

Thank you all very much. 

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