Some people say that the Polaroid DVC-00725F HD 720p/5MP Digital Camcorder is a cheap video camera from a company past its prime. But what do the skeptics know?

Hey, ghost hunters. The Polaroid DVC-00725F HD 720p/5MP Digital Camcorder is ready to help you out.

For starters, no company knows better than Polaroid what it feels like to come back from the grave. Ghosts know their own, and that’s a feature other cameras simply can’t offer. Before long you’ll be recording 720p HD video of every orb and rod brave enough to come out and say hello.

Secondly, you know that 720p video we just discussed? Well, it’s going right to an SD or SDHC card (not included). That means you can begin “cleaning up” your digital photos right away. Some people call that unethical, but think about it a little. They put makeup on TV reporters, right? How is that different from altering the shadows slightly in an attempt to better illustrate the ghosts which you already know are there? It’s only a logical extension of basic journalism technique.

Thirdly, in case the video you’ve taken makes it hard to clearly see the ghost, the Polaroid DVC-00725F HD 720p/5MP Digital Camcorder also takes five meg pictures that are simple to manipul- that is to say, enhance. Also remember to deactivate the white balance, auto-focus and anti-shake stabilization features before you begin because sometimes using those can make it hard to see the ghosts.

Finally, the Polaroid DVC-00725F HD 720p/5MP Digital Camcorder has an NTSC/PAL/HDMI output, which means you can watch that raw video right on your very own television, or the television of others. That means you can explain the footage yourself. Why leave it to some “doctor” of “science” with an “understanding” of “research methods” to interpret your findings in his biased closed-minded data-requiring way? You were actually there!

For an up-and-coming ghost hunter, only two things are needed. One is a reliable source of income, like a friendly billionaire or a decent trust fund, and the other is the Polaroid DVC-00725F HD 720p/5MP Digital Camcorder. Because who’ll be the one laughing once you bring home proof? That’s right! You’ll be the one laughing!

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