A Pinnacle 880e PCTV Ultimate Stick will help you watch and record tv shows on your PC. So you can watch the moments you love over and over and over again.

“Hey, dude, you using that refurbished Pinnacle 880e PCTV Ultimate Stick?”

“Yeah, I wanted to watch the news. It’s so great today. The Pinnacle 880e PCTV Ultimate Stick means that I can pick up regular and HDTV signals and then enjoy them on my-”

”-PC as well as recording up to two hours directly to the Pinnacle 880e PCTV Ultimate Stick’s unique Flash PVR memory for playback, yeah, I read the manual as well. What’s that on the screen there?”

“Alien invasion. It’s the only thing I’ve ever wanted in my whole life.”

“Really? Funny how you’ve never mentioned it until it was right in front of you. But this is real, we’re watching a real alien invasion, right now? Live?”

“Yeah, the Pinnacle 880e PCTV Ultimate Stick lets you get ATSC, NTSC and even ClearQAM, so I can watch things as they happen. Sometimes I think I could just stare at those aliens for hours. Look at how beautiful they are. They’re hypnotic. Those soft curves on their ships. The way the sun reflects off the impossible alloy. I can’t look away. And even if I do, I’m still thinking about them the whole time.”

“Dude, one of those ‘beautiful ships’ just blew up a school bus.”

“Yeah. I can hear the screams of the children. It’s like the laughter of angels, isn’t it? Hey, look how the aliens fire that death ray. It’s wildly inaccurate, sure, but that’s just endearing. One of those little flaws that make the whole thing better.”

“What? What are you talking about? Dude, are you even paying attention? We’ve got to get out of here! Listen, that Pinnacle 880e PCTV Ultimate Stick is pretty small so we can take it with us wherever we go. And we might want to do that soon, because, you know, aliens are out there blowing up the planet.”

“Do you think the aliens know where I live? God, what I wouldn’t give to have them here right now. I bet they’re really soft and they smell nice.
And sometimes, when I’m just falling asleep… it’s like they’re right beside me. I’ve never told that to anyone before, you know. Please don’t tell the aliens I said that. I’d be so embarrassed if they knew.”

“Okay, dude, really, this is… are you hypnotized or something? Did somebody shoot you with a creepy ray? Listen, the Pinnacle 880e PCTV Ultimate Stick needs no installation and can work on any PC or laptop, so let’s just grab one and maybe a few clothes and we can get to the car and head to a shelter.”

“Clothes? Oh my God, you’re right! I can’t be caught wearing rags like this! What will the aliens think? I’ve only got one chance to make a good impression! Do you think I should wear a tie?”

“Dude. Dude. The aliens don’t care about you. The aliens are perfectly happy in their little alien lives, blowing up landmarks and turning our freeway system to ash with their alien lasers. That’s what they want. That’s what makes them happy. Forget about the aliens, dude. Move on. Maybe, like, in the direction of the shelter.”

“Forget? Oh, you poor misguided man, you can’t forget the aliens. Look at the way they slip delicately into formation and devastate the multi-national force of fighter jets. So beautiful. And they’re smart, too, did you know that? They have all that advanced technology that you and I couldn’t even understand. All we have is a refurbished Pinnacle 880e PCTV Ultimate Stick. They’re so mysterious. Compelling. I’m never going to delete this MPEG-1, MPEG-2, MPEG-4 or DivX file, no matter what. Oh, if they ever abducted me, I think my heart would absolutely burst! Just thinking about it makes me feel faint.”

“Okay, dude, well, good luck with all that. I’ll be out looking for the Army or something. Call me if, you know, you actually live. Later.”

“Wait, wait! They’re picking up a cow in their tractor beams! Do you think that means they like cows? Is there a place around here I can get a cow? Wouldn’t they be surprised? ‘However did you know?’ they’d say, and I’d just smile and shrug as they leaned in close, their strange, monstrous tentacle gently wrapping around my shoulders, that warm, sweet alien breath mixing with mine…”

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