Much like a weird potato salad or the Queen of England’s genes, this Perfection 11pc Knife Set with Cutting Board is “German Style”. And they’re full tang! There’s even a great big fork!

>>Joseph-Michel has joined the chat<<
XVI: OMG FINALLY
Joseph-Michel: wtf
Joseph-Michel: my brother said I should get online
JEM: tell him
Joseph-Michel: this better be good cause i wuz traning Montauciel.
XVI: GERMSNAS
XVI: GERMANS
XVI: WATN MY BAOOLONS
JEM: dude calm down go eat some cake
JEM: ill tell him 4u
XVI: THEY GOT NIVES
JEM: so we talked to this spy just now
Joseph-Michel: uh huh
JEM: and he was telling us about GermanTech
JEM: and this Perfection “German Style” 11pc Knife Set with Cutting Board they got
XVI: FULL TANG
XVI: SHARP
XVI: DOOM PORTENDING
JEM: there’s a chopper and a chef knife and a carving knife and a bread knife and a utility knife and a paring knife and a boner
Joseph-Michel: lol what was that last one
JEM: boner
Joseph-Michel: is it big
JEM: it is an industry standard boner
Joseph-Michel: lol
JEM: lol
XVI: TALK FASTER
XVI: TELL HIM ABOUT HTE FORK
JEM: so besides the boner
Joseph-Michel: lol
JEM: there is also a fork and a sharpening steel
Joseph-Michel: so you can whet your boner
JEM: and scissors
JEM: lol
JEM: but the king is worried about the balloons
XVI: THEY WILL CUT THEM
XVI: THEY WILL MAKE SOCKS FROM MY BELOVED BALLOONS
Joseph-Michel: don’t they wear wooden shoes
JEM: that’s the dutch, dude
XVI: WE MUST TO WAR
JEM: so we gotta go to war now to save the balloons
Joseph-Michel: this sounds like a cliffhanger
JEM: or a lazy way to make an ending
>>JEM has been kicked from chat<<
Joseph-Michel: lol

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