"Honey, I think the help has been stealing our flatware."

"Mmm."

"We got the Oneida 65-piece set, but it looks like something is missing to me."

"Mmm."

"Is a sugar spoon missing? It's hard to tell."

"Mmm."

"Well, there's only one way to be sure: Counting the entire set."

"Mmm."

"No time like the present, I guess. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. Ten. Eleven. Twelve. Thirteen. Fourteen. Fifteen. Sixteen. Seventeen. Eighteen. Nineteen. Twenty. Twenty one. Twenty two. Twenty three. Twenty four. Twenty five. Twenty six. Twenty seven. Twenty eight. Twenty nine. Thirty. Thirty one. Thirty two. Thirty three. Thirty four. Thirty five. Thirty six. Thirty seven. Thirty eight. Thirty nine. Forty. Forty one. Forty two. Forty three. Forty four. Forty five. Forty six. Forty seven. Forty eight. Forty nine. Fifty. Fifty one. Fifty two. Fifty three. Fifty four. Fifty five. Fifty six. Fifty seven. Fifty eight. Fifty nine. Sixty. Sixty one. Sixty two. Sixty three. Sixty four. Huh."

"Mmm."

"I guess they were all there after all. Turns out I'm just a paranoid finger-pointing classist."

"Of course you are, honey." 

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