It buys the product we display or it comes back a different day.

Oh, yeah. Mmm. I look so good in that mirror. A body like that should be on a pedestal.

Mmm. Don’t you think so, Precious? Yes, I can tell you do. But nobody wants to date someone with rough hands, do they? That’s why I bought this No Crank CS-100 Hydro Power Auto Rewind Hose Reel.

A gentle soul like me doesn’t want to have to worry about the hose. I’m glad this No Crank CS-100 Hydro Power Auto Rewind Hose Reel has the water pressure do all the work. That way, my hands stay soft and delicate. Like the hands of a lady. Look at them, Precious. Don’t you think I have beautiful hands? Don’t you? I’d touch me. I’d touch me real good.

Precious, did you know that the No Crank CS-100 Hydro Power Auto Rewind Hose Reel is also floor mountable? Once in place, all I have to do is flip a lever and push a button. I love to watch my long hose disappear. Then no one even knows it was ever there.

Excuse me for a moment, Precious. IT HAS TO BE QUIET NOW. IT HAS TO GO TO SLEEP.

Oh, Precious, don’t you think this No Crank CS-100 Hydro Power Auto Rewind Hose Reel is a dream come true? Just imaging how much easier it will make our lives! And soon, we’ll have everything we ever wanted.

IT HAS TO BE QUIET NOW OR IT WILL BE PUNISHED. What do you think, Precious. Should we test out our No Crank CS-100 Hydro Power Auto Rewind Hose Reel right now? Or should we turn out the lights until morning? Oh, what a glorious addition to our secret garden! How did we live without a No Crank CS-100 Hydro Power Auto Rewind Hose Reel, Precious?

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