This Nikko 1/5 R/C Kawasaki Cycle is flashy, exciting, and is just the sort of thing a teeny stockbroker would ride to work. Vroooooommmmmmmm!

Anyone who works in finance will tell you that things go in cycles. What goes down, must come up (and vice versa, too). The trick, as the stockbrokers say, is to “own the cycle”.

Unfortunately, while we were talking about this in the office, our intern overheard and completely misunderstood, so here’s the Nikko R/C Kawasaki Cycle. Forward, reverse, left turn, right turn, and the ever-popular stop, the little machine has front and rear suspension and real motorcycle action. The little driver shifts his weight into the turns and there’s an extra turbo boost for faster speed, as well as a tri-band frequency allowing up to three racers, and up to six when using dual frequencies.

It’s a great way to have a little fun in the driveway. So, hey, give the kid a break. He meant well. We all had that first job once, right? Plus next year he’ll have that MBA. We can use all the contacts we can get.

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