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It's a Woot OMG Deal! What is it?
This is an Outrageous Mystery Goody (OMG). It's not a BOC or a WTF or an LOL. We take a product and make it really cheap, but don't really tell you what it is. Why? We have our reasons. But they are good ones.
The fine print:
- This item is not eligible for returns (defect exceptions apply).
- There is just ONE of these items in the box.
- There will be only that one item in the box and nothing more.
- It's all the same item. Different people will not be getting different things.
- Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and PO Boxes is not available for this item.
Specs
In the box:
We can't tell you, OK? That's why it's an Outrageous MYSTERY Goody.
Made up specs:
- It's smaller than a shoe box: 6 x 10 x 4 inches
- It's black
- It goes on your waist
- It can also go further up
- It can go in the front or the back
- It's made with premium 600-denier polyester
- Also, did we tell you it's black?
Made up hint:
It goes by many names, but the most recognizable one rhymes with "nanny jack"
Specs
In the box:
We can't tell you, OK? That's why it's an Outrageous MYSTERY Goody.
Made up specs:
- It's smaller than a shoe box: 6 x 10 x 4 inches
- It's black
- It goes on your waist
- It can also go further up
- It can go in the front or the back
- It's made with premium 600-denier polyester
- Also, did we tell you it's black?
Made up hint:
It goes by many names, but the most recognizable one rhymes with "nanny jack"
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 1h 21m 18.993s
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